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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 30 Nov 2017

    I returned a book to the library today and learned they really prefer it to be a book that was previously checked out of a library.

    11:35 AM - 30 Nov 2017
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      2. socially awkward‏ @infinityzero123 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Dude same. I tried donating blood to the bloodbank and learned they really prefer if its your blood.

        1 reply 1 retweet 87 likes
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      1. Cosmo‏ @enzombie_ 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "Sir, this is a tv guide"

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      1. Matthew Booker‏ @MattBooker2141 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You went to Harvard, you should know these things

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      1. Patricia Tabascio‏ @PTabascio 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        As a former student librarian, I can confirm that this actually happens #LibrarianProblems

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      1. Sweetman‏ @SweetmanTweets 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        they already have a whole collection of coloring books, Conan.

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      2. indiecindy17‏ @indiecindy171 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Hmm try returning a blockbuster dvd

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Snarkington Post‏ @SnarkingtonPost 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @indiecindy171 @ConanOBrien

        Be kind. Rewind.

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      2. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Because the book was called "Mein Kampf" had nothing to do with it??

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Douglas Purdy‏ @dappestdap 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I made a similar mistake when our veterinarian asked us to bring a stool sample to the next exam. They meant the cat's.

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      2. Jarrett Bellini‏Verified account @JarrettBellini 30 Nov 2017
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        And that the returner wear pants. Learned that the hard way.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. Hostile 17‏ @erndixon 30 Nov 2017
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        No, it's cool, we just keep your books and add them in to our collection. It's like stealing, but educational.

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      1. curds &  🥣‏ @bythehue 30 Nov 2017
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        I tried to return an ebook but they wouldn’t take it

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      1. John Deer‏ @johnxdeer 30 Nov 2017
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        I’m shocked that you actually went to a library. With a book no less.

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      1. Jamieverse  🦄 💜 🦄 💜‏ @humbertjamie 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        What? Since when? I always thought it was take a book leave a book. Like the penny thing

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      2. Boo (The scary boo, not the throwing tomatoes one)‏ @ilovepemmican 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        what's a library?

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      1. Tracey Mayfield‏ @Mz_Info 30 Nov 2017
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        As a Librarian, I can verify that.

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