Get a tattoo of your eyes on your eyelids, never be awake again!pic.twitter.com/P1v82JoqaH
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I’m gonna get a full body tattoo of me but taller
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Ok...just shaved my head. Now, it’s off to the tattoo parlor w/a hot pic of myself taken 10 yrs ago.
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Yeah, but make it a tatoo if you as a blind guy so people don’t question why you keep bumping into things.
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Why don’t my parents love me, Conan?
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How high are you?
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but dont you need to shave your head or be bald?
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Lifehacker: After reading Conan O'Brien tweets wash your eyes out with Listerine it helps prevent infection
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thanks conan i really needed this
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dont make these gorks walk into me gork
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I’m looking at my phone as I read this....sigh....
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I just knew you would send a useful tweet at some point!
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John Q Public: But Conan what about my selfies? Conan O'Brien: Selfies are for Tooth fairies.
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