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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 27 Nov 2017

    Latest entry in my Gratitude Journal: "The Altoids people didn't go into the suppository business."

    1:05 PM - 27 Nov 2017
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      1. Dr. Nick‏ @NotthatkindofDr 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Silent butt minty

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      2. Hans Walter‏ @sfjazzguy 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        They didn’t? I’ve been doing it wrong

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      1. Will Austin‏ @willaustinphoto 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Those would be called "Assteroids" @ConanOBrien

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      1. Timothy Dillard‏ @timothydillard 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Still, there’s many ways to experience a cool minty sensation

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      2. Paul Masson‏ @paulmassonbrand 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        CURIOUSLY STRONG

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      1. Carlos Mejicanos‏ @c_meji__ 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Millions dollar idea: ass mints. Keep your farts fresh and invigorating.

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      1. Jeremy Richardson‏ @JRR420 27 Nov 2017
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        they went in to the “weed tin” business

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      1. Electronzap‏ @electronzap 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Did a "friend" do something with an Altoid that they shouldn't have Conan?

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      1. Queen LaPita‏ @zebrasnake 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You can still go rogue

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      1. Ricky Robert  🗨️‏ @TheRickyRobert 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Sounds like you @ConanOBrien have some hemorrhoid rage

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      1. paul kashikjian‏ @kashikjian 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        While most of the big names in cosmetics are just grateful that Preparation H hasn't gone into the anti-wrinkle cream business.

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      1. bongo fury‏ @madmonkey50 27 Nov 2017
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        asstoids for your hemorrhoids- cool n refreshing.

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      2. My parents accident‏ @captainlasha 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Conan, your #autism contest is cool and all. But I can’t enter because I’m poor. I have an autistic son and would love to enter the contest. Why make people donate to enter. You could make that an option, but why not let people enter who don’t have the means to donate? It sucks.

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      3. My parents accident‏ @captainlasha 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @captainlasha @andrewmorrisuk @ConanOBrien

        Thanks for the retweet! I find it totally unfair what he’s doing. I love Conan, but that’s kinda messed up. I can’t afford to give even $25 to enter. All my money goes to bills I’m behind on, and also to providing for my autistic son, and my 14 yr. It’s just not cool.

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      1. IAmMeta‏ @RedFoxMeta 4 Dec 2017
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        That would be one angry sphincter😁

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      1.  🌊 Make it Rain  🌊  🐘‏ @Trx1000 30 Nov 2017
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        Would have been funnier if you said Alka Seltza

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      1. Kheaven Garibaldi‏ @PhinPhanPhliPhe 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Like Altoids would tell you the truth?!?! Like the saying goes, " The key to success...is a minty colon." Eddie Murphy.

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