A man named Conan should drink only the blood of his slain enemies
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Bartender: Appletini? Patron: Hold the tini Bartender: So apple juice then? Male: Make it a double.
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I was going to make a White Russian, but someone poured out all my goddam milk.
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Trump has plenty if you need any extra ones
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Like guy in Ireland.. fireman pull him out of burning Pub&said my God man what happened& he said I don't know it was on fire when I went in
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The only tweet you’ve ever disappointed me with.
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There's supposed to be ice in wine? I've been doing this wrong the whole time.
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Real Irish man drink whisky distilled by there mom
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A few man-tears adds a nice salty balance.
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I'm just drinkin Jameson out of the bottle.
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while wearing a dress....
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Don't forget the charred steak slathered in ketchup!
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Hey Conan have you noticed Americans are drinking more since trmp got in office! FACT.
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