If your smelling burnt toast:- You should call your doctor ...and give’m sht for burning the toast 
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Find the Reverse-Mermaid!
@MagicTavern@chuntttttt@usidoretheblue#hellofromthemagictavernThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The one on your left slipped you a digit, didn't she?
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Hey hypocrite, Weinstein going to be in your monologue next week?...
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I also make that face when surrounded by pretty (& funny) ladies.
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Interesting way to lock the door behind you...?
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Why are you alway standing on a box? You're like the Tom Cruse of TV, or whatever you do, comedy!
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很好看啊
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Are massive-stroke-faces the reason why people follow you? In dubio...
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the light bulb to bed sheet ratio is concerning me!
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I like your tie clip !
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I see that you’re quite tall, Conan. I myself, am not tall.
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Yeah you look a little strokey here
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Stop using botox!
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There are not enough diamonds in the world for these women
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Best description of a photo, ever.
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