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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 29 Sep 2017

    The cops raided the nail salon in my neighborhood and discovered a better nail salon operating in the back.

    12:01 PM - 29 Sep 2017
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    93 replies 534 retweets 6,154 likes
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      2. Vinh Ly‏ @VinhQLy 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Nailed it!

        2 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
      3. Evan‏ @evanhl01 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @VinhQLy @ConanOBrien

        Really man

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Vinh Ly‏ @VinhQLy 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @evanhl01 @ConanOBrien

        I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that puns were strictly...hands off (⌐■_■)

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      5. Evan‏ @evanhl01 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @VinhQLy @ConanOBrien

        🤦‍♂️

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Vinh Ly‏ @VinhQLy 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @evanhl01 @ConanOBrien

        Hey no need to be Pedi about it

        2 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      7. Evan‏ @evanhl01 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @VinhQLy @ConanOBrien

        Just stick a foot in it already

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      8. Vinh Ly‏ @VinhQLy 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @evanhl01 @ConanOBrien

        No way. Too mani possibilities

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      9. Evan‏ @evanhl01 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @VinhQLy @ConanOBrien

        Your puns need polishing

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. Jarrett Bellini‏Verified account @JarrettBellini 29 Sep 2017
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        Better call Saul!

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      1. duane edmunds‏ @duaneedmunds 29 Sep 2017
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        Nailed it, another happy ending ✊🏽😲✌🏽

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      1. Jenny‏ @Jenny71586 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Most nail salons - get a mani/pedi with some emotional abuse about your feet free of charge

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      1. Jana 🌊‏ @Janagrams 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        They were found to be illegally using the singular form of "nail" as their business name. The owner's atty says they r filing plural status.

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      1. Marleeny‏ @HurtadoMarleen 29 Sep 2017
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        Conan shut the front door 😂😜😂

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      1. Anonymous1980‏ @jdmtuner02_v 29 Sep 2017
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        I’ve heard the same story but with massage parlors

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      1. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien We've got a nail salon https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e2c6f573-c808-422a-8667-2decdc392f34 …pic.twitter.com/RhsU8REkFm

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      1. skye rose‏ @seth_rose19 29 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/QsMBfhlPHn

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      1. Ekipho‏ @ekipho 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's weird from you to tweet.. in many levels 😅

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      1. HanaOnly is Here  🐍‏ @HanaToo 29 Sep 2017
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        And it turned out Andy was the ring master behind it all!

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