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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 14 Sep 2017

    You can tell the summer is officially over when my dermatologist gives the order to “Retract Shields.”

    12:30 PM - 14 Sep 2017
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      1. david ghoul-bitz‏ @davidgolbitz 14 Sep 2017
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        I don't think your dermatologist knows what he's doing.

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      1. Tyler Fireeagle‏ @TylerFireeagle 14 Sep 2017
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      1. Lizzy S.‏ @LizzyS_1983 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        As a fellow pale person, never retract the shields!

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      1. Not Steve‏ @almost_steve 14 Sep 2017
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        Just in from Jersey. Snooki emerged from her tanning bed and saw her feet that means 6 more weeks of summer

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      1. Dk‏ @PhillySpin 14 Sep 2017
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        Your such a Simpson , love it ! Thanks Conan for the laughs

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      1. King Tweetin'hamun‏ @kingtweetinhamn 14 Sep 2017
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        The Sun ☀ is good for you! 😉 ☺ 👍pic.twitter.com/1kLEEYAlCN

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      1. Michelle Whitzel  🌺‏ @michellewhitzel 14 Sep 2017
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        I am so ready for the fall! 🍂🍁 #fall #PumpkinSpice #CoolerWeather

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      1. duane edmunds‏ @duaneedmunds 14 Sep 2017
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        SPF- "sun protection factor", putting it on our skin isn't going to protect the sun at all. 🤔 I think they got it backwards.✌🏽

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      1. Daniel‏ @Daniel0311Duffy 14 Sep 2017
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        And the masturbating bear prepares for hibernation.

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      1. Yoav Kaufman  🇮🇱 🇺🇸‏ @yoavkaufman 14 Sep 2017
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        How did you survive your visit to Israel???? #SooooSunnyHere

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      1. PILANTRA SENVERGONHO‏ @Lourdes35497932 18 Sep 2017
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        PROCURA ALGUÉM PRA ENVIAR MENSAGENS EU NÃO SIGNIFICO NADA PRA VOCÊ E NEM PRA NINGUÉM EU SÓ TENHO DEUS NA MINHA VIDA!!!!!

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      1. PILANTRA SENVERGONHO‏ @Lourdes35497932 18 Sep 2017
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        EU NÃO QUERO PERTUBAÇAO EU ESTOU BEM ISOLADA DO MUNDO E DE TODOS OS QUE ENCHE O MEU SACO VOCÊ FOI QUEM ME DEIXOU DEPRIMIDA

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      1. PILANTRA SENVERGONHO‏ @Lourdes35497932 18 Sep 2017
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        XÓ XÓ COISA RUIM CAI FORA DA MINHA VIDA ANTES TRAGA O MEU DINHEIRO E O MEU CELULAR AGORA É PRA VALER TRAGA O MEU DINHEIRO E O MEU CELULAR!!!

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      1. PILANTRA SENVERGONHO‏ @Lourdes35497932 18 Sep 2017
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        VAI SE FOLDER VAI CATAR LATINHAS DE CERVEJA PRA PAGAR O MEU DINHEIRO E O MEU CELULAR!!!NÃO EXISTO MAIS PRA NINGUÉM!!!!!!

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      1. Patrick Smith‏ @Fartlesburg 15 Sep 2017
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        That'll be Thanksgiving for you, right?

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      1. Mauri Alfaro‏ @Mauri_Alfaro 15 Sep 2017
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        We'll get there ☀️🔥🌏🌑

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      1. Cindy‏ @CindyCindlesue7 15 Sep 2017
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        Conan you are hilarious!!!! #iloveconan

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      1. Jabberwocky‏ @Jabberw10153670 14 Sep 2017
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        The hair and the logo is why I can't stand u or ur show. Also, not funny. Fired from tonight show.

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      1. One Line Wonderland‏ @Profoundiculous 14 Sep 2017
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        People need special glasses to look at your face Conan!

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