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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 13 Sep 2017

    I am now seriously regretting that time I told Equifax how old I actually was when I finally lost my virginity.

    9:45 AM - 13 Sep 2017
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    • Beau d'Acious Ryan Brown It'slalok ohsewbrooke Americanist(Racism and treason are not patriotic) Paul Looser Suzanne Noa George Aguilera Smitha PD
    194 replies 781 retweets 8,622 likes
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      2. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien Look at my face. Look at how serious I am. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f20bc5f3-4580-4e6d-8c66-3cd7a5b7fba3 …pic.twitter.com/yzhPfVpoGo

        3 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Mohammed Alhajaj‏ @hamody_hellfire 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @yarnnan @ConanOBrien

        Who in the actual fuck are you?

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Joe Rigney‏ @TheJoeRigney 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @hamody_hellfire @yarnnan @ConanOBrien

        He is the great red headed warrior known as CoCo tirelessly working to entertain the people of the world awake after 10pm

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. Seth Hendrix‏ @sethhendrix 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        How did it impact your credit score?

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      1. Zeus‏ @zeus10007 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Conan you are a true comedian ! Thank you for always making me laugh

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      2. Carmen Mannella‏ @carmmann 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Right Never give them useful information for your security questions. Dangerous.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. elizabeth‏ @elizpingree 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @carmmann @ConanOBrien

        Why is it dangerous?

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      4. Carmen Mannella‏ @carmmann 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @elizpingree @ConanOBrien

        Someone can use that information against him. Safer with: What is name of your first pet.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Carmen Mannella‏ @carmmann 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @carmmann @elizpingree @ConanOBrien

        Don't tell anyone but my first pet was a rat named Donald. Weird coincidence

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      6. elizabeth‏ @elizpingree 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @carmmann @ConanOBrien

        So good

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      2. Vampire Skwid‏ @vampire_skwid 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Now I'm regretting telling Experian that I sometimes enjoy assplay.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Ixon‏ @AndresRenella 14 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ...old but not (yet) obsolete...plus, you still got hair ! You could replace Gandalf next year in a Lord Of The Rings reboot !

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      1. François Caron  🇨🇦‏ @Milnoc 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You mean last month? :-)

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      1. AnGEL Sanchez‏ @originaldayfan 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You were on Late Night already, right?

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      1. Nick English‏ @nenglish100 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That leaked long ago. @SteveCarell and @Sethrogen were in a movie about it.

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      2. Brian Curtis Ph.D.‏ @bcurtiswx 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You confuse the "Sex" section on forms too? Boy am I relieved.. or was that girl?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Levi‏ @lcyitz 13 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'm sure it's not the only think you lied to them about :)

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      1. Garg the Impaler‏ @ImpalerGarg 13 Sep 2017
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        So now the Kremlin knows... better stock some rubles bud...

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