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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 9 Sep 2017

    Knowing me, when the nuclear bombs fall, I’ll be at CVS, reading the back of a bottle of exfoliating soap.

    1:00 PM - 9 Sep 2017
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      2. Whisky Wanderer‏ @Whisky_Wanderer 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        also: I just learned today about how #Yellowstone is overdue to blow, so it's probably gonna end sooner than we think anyhow

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. Jacob McSpooky  🎃‏ @CosmicDomino 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Whisky_Wanderer @ConanOBrien

        Hasn't it been overdue to blow for the last 80 years?

        5 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Whisky Wanderer‏ @Whisky_Wanderer 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @CosmicDomino @ConanOBrien

        Also, shit, don't tell me that. Makes me think it's even more inevitable 😩

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Jacob McSpooky  🎃‏ @CosmicDomino 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Whisky_Wanderer @ConanOBrien

        Don't worry about it man. Scientist said in won't go off in our lifetime.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Yvonne‏ @AZRockerMommy 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @CosmicDomino @Whisky_Wanderer @ConanOBrien

        If you're 90

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. Jacob McSpooky  🎃‏ @CosmicDomino 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @AZRockerMommy @Whisky_Wanderer @ConanOBrien

        Worry about North Korea.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Conans Baseball Card‏ @ConansRareCard 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        As long as you're not at Target. Seems like they're asking for it.

        1 reply 3 retweets 29 likes
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      1. Mike‏ @MikeAE35 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/55FpJ8s3La

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      1. Gaines Soul Patch‏ @GainesSoulPatch 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I will be standing out front reselling my eclipse glasses as for anyone wanting to watch the explosions.

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      1. Erin Markley‏ @euterpearies 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Skin care is VERY important. Especially during the apocalypse!

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      1. Thia Carrillo‏ @thia_carrillo 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Important to exfoliate before obliterate.

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      1. David S.‏ @DaspaMedia 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        doesn´t really matter, as long as your hair looks as glorious as always^^pic.twitter.com/vmSggboZLL

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      2. Michelle Rutherford‏ @Texas_Chelle 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/wTgfzrDbx2

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      2. rg‏ @becca_1118 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Same. Only it will be face cream. And after reading the bottles, I'll have to check my phone for online reviews.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. keenya‏ @keenya 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @becca_1118 @ConanOBrien

        Yes if course#if I'm spending $18 I want to know if I'll get results! 🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Jim Browne‏ @JimBroNXP 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        On the (blindingly) bright side:You won't need that soap to exfoliate. #HastilyShedPastySkinSuitCleanUpInAisleThree

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      1. Troy Archer‏ @troyarcher401 9 Sep 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        As long as Andy is safe, it's all good!

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