also: I just learned today about how #Yellowstone is overdue to blow, so it's probably gonna end sooner than we think anyhow
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Hasn't it been overdue to blow for the last 80 years?
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Also, shit, don't tell me that. Makes me think it's even more inevitable

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Don't worry about it man. Scientist said in won't go off in our lifetime.
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If you're 90
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Worry about North Korea.
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As long as you're not at Target. Seems like they're asking for it.
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I will be standing out front reselling my eclipse glasses as for anyone wanting to watch the explosions.
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Skin care is VERY important. Especially during the apocalypse!
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Important to exfoliate before obliterate.
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doesn´t really matter, as long as your hair looks as glorious as always^^pic.twitter.com/vmSggboZLL
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Same. Only it will be face cream. And after reading the bottles, I'll have to check my phone for online reviews.
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Yes if course#if I'm spending $18 I want to know if I'll get results!
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On the (blindingly) bright side:You won't need that soap to exfoliate.
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As long as Andy is safe, it's all good!
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