"First of all, Sir. This is KFC."
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I feel for KFC now



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For the chicken or the "penis portraits"?
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lol chicken
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UPS driver: "Yeah, I just need your last name and for you to sign for this package."
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What's the second of all? I thought she was of age and a she.
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Well that escalated
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So your e mail account is an " art gallery!"
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I always liked, heat seeking moisture missle selfi.
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' aka Andy Richter's nose job
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Let me have an internship Conan! I will please you in every comedic way..... Not that way tho, this way
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@ConanOBrien Your Honor, first of all I am innocent of murdering. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/157531f5-3293-491e-8b59-701e8f638209 …pic.twitter.com/NxiXYdklFBThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thank you. Your comment is high art in itself!
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I prefer the term "member momentous"
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Member good synonym. When i thought conan could not be topped .... His fans are the funniest n creative minds so far.
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I mean, obviously
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