Order the kosher meal. Safe travels.
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It's EL-AL, it's all kosher...
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Yeah, I know. It was a joke.
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You should've taken a prominent Israeli actor/actress with you, to show you around...pic.twitter.com/akWJssLZJb
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She only flies EL-AMAZONIEL
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I think she has her own InvisibElAl plane... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_plane …
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Can you ask them to start issuing permits in Area C of Gaza? So these kids can have a school?https://twitter.com/ajenglish/status/901157400790667265 …
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LOL! Stop building in area C without authorization. There are laws, you know, and they apply to all.
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The fact is that EU violated Oslo Accords deliberately, without even making a request to the proper authorities under Oslo.
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There is no "areas" or "banks", there is no palestine.
#IStandWithIsraelpic.twitter.com/HXZ16Nyk7k
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All rivers in the rest of the world have a left bank and a right bank. Good reason for that is rivers don't go straight, change orientation.
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How do you say in Hebrew, "This is a long flight. There's a long line for the toilet, Conan"? Shalom.
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זאת טיסה ארוכה, יש תור ארוך לשירותים.
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יופה! כול הכבוד!
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*יפה :))))
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Guy who needs to pee- "Are you finished in there?" Conan- " TO LIFE!" gotta love it
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I'm going to Israel next year!! I can't wait but thanks for the inspiration on getting started NOW with learning Hebrew
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