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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 14 Jul 2017

    If machines become truly self-aware, that means humanity could still defeat them through “shaming.” #HeyFatBot

    1:45 PM - 14 Jul 2017
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    154 replies 1,149 retweets 6,611 likes
      1. Zombie deGrasse Tyson‏ @DrNeilTyson 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        🤖 DOVE CHASSIS WASH TELLS ME EVERY ROBOT IS BEAUTIFUL 🤖

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      2.  🌈Rosy-1-Kablowme‏ @1Kablowme 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/sq4p1g4HaC

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      1. Mitch‏ @Zotarian_ 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "Lol it has such a tiny processor"

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      1. Jorost Von Krapp‏ @Jorost 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "I was born a refrigerator but inside there's a Segway dying to break free."

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      1. duane edmunds‏ @duaneedmunds 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Computer porn should do it. They'll never leave the virtual basement ✌🏽

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      1. Michael  🍋 🍋 🍋‏ @Stryc9Fuego 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Too soon, Conan.pic.twitter.com/xxkMgIRhBj

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      2. Renee Hooray‏ @ReneeHooray 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        aka Catholicism

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Andrew‏ @abstractionslyr 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ReneeHooray @ConanOBrien

        Ooo shots fired ✨

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. tip vanburen‏ @superjet33 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Why are you in Funky Winkerbean this week ? Will you be appearing in Family circus or zits anytime soon ?

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      1. HamiltonPrime‏ @HamiltonPrime 15 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Great idea. Except robots are strong, and have metal hands.

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      1. Rob Woodyard‏ @robwoodyard1 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Reminds me of the time I saw Gary Busey at the La Cienega Best Buy and he got into an argument with a talking refrigerator.

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      1. Shawn McMahon, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.‏ @syberghost 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'm not fat, I'm big-framed.

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      2. Alana (uh lane uh)‏ @uhhlaneuh 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Please retweet and ask Conan to come to my wedding!!!! #pewpewwedding18

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      4. Alana (uh lane uh)‏ @uhhlaneuh 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @akskls @ConanOBrien

        Will do! We're planning on that too! 😜

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Kate‏ @Kategivesup 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Self aware + consciousness = self conscious

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      1. Dee silence  😈‏ @Dee_Silence 14 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Machines going to start calling us racists

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