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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 10 Jul 2017

    Even though we’re in the same time zone, my wife is always one hour ahead of me.

    2:30 PM - 10 Jul 2017
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      2. Bootleg Halloween Costume‏ @TomAtkinsonFilm 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Except in the bedroom, you're always one hour ahead! ZING!

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      1. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        If she drives 60 and you drive 80 you can catch up to her in three hours and wave hello

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      2. Hingle McCringleberry‏ @Nerfherder79 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        And yet I bet you always finish first.

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      1. Sydnee Kennedy‏ @SydneeKennedy 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Yep, 'tis our way (It's more like a day and an hour, we will let you think it's an hour). 😉

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      1. William Phan‏ @UScryptocurency 10 Jul 2017
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        Nice joke @ConanOBrien - William Phan

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      1. Brian Butler‏ @TheButler24 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Interesting.. I'm always behind her 😎

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      1. Mark‏ @Mark26160889 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Looking at your twitter pic, I'm not sure you are in the same time zone.

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      1. Aubrey Laughlin‏ @Gideon_5527 10 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/NrjipiYOma

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      1. Craig D Sullivan Sr‏ @CraigDSullivanS 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Check your watch. Did you set it ahead in the spring?

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      1. Kelli 🎃Phantom of the #OperaGeek‏ @TheOperaGeek 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Anticipatory knowledge is in the secret manual all #wives are given before #marriage. See also: sassy retorts, folding fitted sheets square

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      1. 9ERBOB‏ @sf49erbob 10 Jul 2017
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        There is something wrong with u Conan, And she knows it. Hm......

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      1. E.S.S.‏ @E_S_S_Tweet 10 Jul 2017
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        That's because you forgot to change the time on your watch when it changed to +1 hour on the 12th of March... #ItsNotRocketScience

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      1. anto notabot‏ @teerocs 10 Jul 2017
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        mine is usually an hour behind 😱😱😱

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      1. Michael Farnsworth‏ @sewardrealtor 11 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        My wife said she'd read it yesterday- so apparently she is a day ahead of me.

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      1. @mr.nobody‏ @marsmen00 11 Jul 2017
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      1. Aaron Cho‏ @AaronJC82 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Highway to the danger zone!

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      1. mrbighead‏ @wmgrace1 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Only an hour? Don't kid yourself, right this minute she already has the answer for every future argument.

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      1. Dominique Noel‏ @OutbackMartini 10 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @joelagher - how true!

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