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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 5 Jul 2017

    I keep trying to think of a funny tweet about North Korea having nuclear missiles. It’s not coming.

    11:05 AM - 5 Jul 2017
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    584 replies 2,317 retweets 16,338 likes
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      2. Annie Marie‏ @DaniPayson 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I keep trying to think of a funny tweet about an unhinged man child having access to the codes....but it's not coming

        3 replies 2 retweets 68 likes
      3. Robyne Marie‏ @RobyneMarie 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @DaniPayson @ConanOBrien

        Wait Annie...are you referring to Korea or US? lol. There's a joke in there, sad to say @ConanOBrien

        3 replies 2 retweets 45 likes
      4. Annie Marie‏ @DaniPayson 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @RobyneMarie @ConanOBrien

        True...and equally sad!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Jarrett Bellini‏Verified account @JarrettBellini 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Just think of the warheads as having funny state-approved haircuts.

        5 replies 2 retweets 60 likes
      3. Mean Adam  🎃‏ @Mean_Adam 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @JarrettBellini @ConanOBrien

        You rang?pic.twitter.com/j6rskINV7V

        2 replies 1 retweet 49 likes
      4. Jarrett Bellini‏Verified account @JarrettBellini 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Mean_Adam @ConanOBrien

        I checked the official manual. That is INDEED a state-approved haircut. You've made Dear Leader proud.

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
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      2. Nette‏ @madgingermusing 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ???pic.twitter.com/MSCstVMYqh

        3 replies 12 retweets 55 likes
      3. Ross A. Little‏ @rossalittle 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @madgingermusing @ConanOBrien

        Yes, both men seem to have small hands!

        1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
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      1. Jerry Thomas‏ @unrealJThomas 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @Rpcooper @ConanOBrien

        Now that's funny

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Tom Mack‏ @T__Mack__ 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Here's some inside video of their latest tests..pic.twitter.com/GEpSf8PrE8

        4 replies 6 retweets 47 likes
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      1. Isaac Newman‏ @Newmanator 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Why did the chicken cross the road? North Korean Long-Range missiles can't reach that far

        0 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
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      2. Impeach *45‏ @SardonicallyBB 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @MrJonCryer

        Something something... psychotic dictator with ridiculous hair the people did not choose... something something.

        2 replies 1 retweet 26 likes
      3. Doug Hinman‏ @Dhinman909 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @SardonicallyBB @ConanOBrien @MrJonCryer

        Still not sure...are you talking about Trump or Un?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Jason Hutchinson‏ @JasonHutch1nson 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @MrJonCryer

        If we go nuclear, at least we would get out of filling 2017 taxes.

        0 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
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      2. Jason Fury‏ @Furyus01 5 Jul 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        So far the end of the world appears to be pretty entertaining

        1 reply 3 retweets 12 likes
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