I mean. I can. If that's what you're into. But it'll cost extra.
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How much extra? Asking for a friend.
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It's on a sliding scale. Depends on which part of your body you want it to slide down.
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Ok, that got even a little gross for me.



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You guys escalate quickly
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Not me ,my escalator is pretty slow,slow and safe,I use the stairs,it's faster.
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Did you know you can walk up an escalator and go even faster than stairs?
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Depends on the escalator, pick the wrong one and you won't get anywhere walking on it.
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Headline tomorrow: “All Bad Things Everywhere Cease Instantly Solely to Spite Conan O’Brien"
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You know it's bad when Conan uses a hashtag.
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I'm ready for a holiday where no one has to get references
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I SHIT YOU NOT!!!
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No one can shit Conan. Conan shits everyone.
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Am o missing something
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Well I'm kinda desperate 4 A
#Tombstone4Delia She was a "Slave Stealer" But I'll pass See Pinned Post#evergreentweetspic.twitter.com/iA0StklfLE
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