and Jeff Sessions is actually a 100 year-old Galapagos tortoise. #lookalike
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Please don't insult the tortoises! They have a hard life!
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He's actually 5 badgers stuffed into a XXXL suit from an abandoned Men's Warehouse.
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Braughaha!
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Welcome back to jungle.
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They've kept it just the way you like it...
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You're biased, with a poor sense of what is funny. Even my kid roll their eyes and groan at my humor. Johnny was King. Indeed.
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I'm pretty sure the Marine Iguanas are offended by that association
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Bannon is actually just a bad case of gout in human form.
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