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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 20 Jun 2017

    Secret Service Fun Fact: 3 out of 4 people caught scaling the White House fence are process servers.

    12:01 PM - 20 Jun 2017
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      2. Shwax‏ @Shwax 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        3 out of 4 people caught scaling the White House fence are staffers who just quit their jobs

        1 reply 2 retweets 37 likes
      3. The Other Great Dane‏ @danerm67 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Shwax @ConanOBrien

        Threy're scaling out, not in

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Patch Douglas‏ @itspatchdouglas 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        and the fourth is sean spicer

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Chad Jolly‏ @chadjolly 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @trentcarlyle @KelseyLawgical PROCESS SERVER JOKE

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      1. Responsible Adultman‏ @StonedRamblingg 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        So you're saying they needed to build a better wall?

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      1. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn 20 Jun 2017
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        The fourth one they let in when Trump is asleep to steal wax out of his ears so Madam Tussaud's can make a statue of Putin

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      1. Richard Ryder‏ @CapnSchwartz 20 Jun 2017
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        fact 4 out of 3 people can't do fractions correctly

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      1. Not UconnHenry 25 the 45th‏ @uconnhenry 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        3 out of 4 peoplecaughtscaling the White House fence are staffers trying to escape

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      1. Douglas H Wykstra‏ @wykstrad 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        And of those 3, 1 is a process server/breakdancer under instructions to get Trump served "one way or another."

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      2. steve clark‏ @TUNESLINGER 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Three out of four scaling your fence are joke writers....

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. The Door Guy‏ @doornazi 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TUNESLINGER @ConanOBrien

        Hurrrrrrrrrrr

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      1. Ronstopable1‏ @FunnyM0F0 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        🤔looks like trump needs to build a big wall around it

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      1. NO STOPPING HS2Y.‏ @WMID4HS2 20 Jun 2017
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        Climbing IN or getting OUT

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      1. Dr. Frazier Crane‏ @frazierx 21 Jun 2017
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        3 out 4 Conan audience members are paid homeless people.

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      1. Michel Alix‏ @michalix00 21 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I would think that 3 out of 4 people caught scaling the White House fence are trying to get out.

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      1. Eric Leonard‏ @ratchet1191 20 Jun 2017
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        and the 4th is a Jehova's Witness

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      1. danglezbenderz‏ @CrescentEagle 20 Jun 2017
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        1 out of 4 is Donald Trump

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      1. Robert(30 Days of Night)Deschain‏ @nfiztheoriginal 20 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        This fact isn't very fun.

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      1. Tio Santiago‏ @TioSantiagoG 13 Jul 2017
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        @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse @VP @POTUS @jaredkushner @IvankaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump BUNCH OF LIARS, CROOKS, CONS & FRAUDSpic.twitter.com/tQldlDyxuJ

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      1. Lou Pine‏ @pinewoodsdojo 13 Jul 2017
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        😂😂😂

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