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Bezos: 'Buy something from Whole Foods'; Alexa: 'Buying Whole Foods' ; Bezos: 'Shit!'
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Amazon is going to have a dating app. It will pair people with sex robots. It will be called Optimus Prime
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Amazon has not actually bought Whole Foods, and has hit an anti-trust snag.
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Well, ya know he who spelt it dealt it.
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I'm pretty sure most of my income will now be going to Jeff Bezos.
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Maybe time to PACE with organic beer.
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Trump hates the wheat spelt from Whole Foods 'cuz it's Putin-free- He late-night drunk orders Kellyanne's spelt for that extra yeasty taste
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Conan O'Brien is love. Conan O'Brien is life.
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How many drunks will be losing their fingers when they jump up to grab their drone delivered snacks?
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Well that's better than trump up late and drunk nuking Belgium
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Play practice jokes by having the drones sprinkle depends, condoms and Ex lax over neighbors lawns
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I think you spelt that wrong.
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*Organic* Spelt, don't make Amazon think they made a bad deal
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Drone delivery?
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