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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 19 Jun 2017

    Amazon bought Whole Foods, so soon I’ll be up late at night drunk-ordering spelt.

    11:20 AM - 19 Jun 2017
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      1. T-Rance‏ @terenceriosa 19 Jun 2017
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      1. Prashant Varshney‏ @prashney 19 Jun 2017
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        Bezos: 'Buy something from Whole Foods'; Alexa: 'Buying Whole Foods' ; Bezos: 'Shit!'

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      2. Kevin Fox‏ @KFoxinyourbox 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Amazon is going to have a dating app. It will pair people with sex robots. It will be called Optimus Prime

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      1. Alt_Marge‏ @earthjunkie2 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Amazon has not actually bought Whole Foods, and has hit an anti-trust snag. #HoldYourSpelt ;)

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      1. Blind Bryan Wilson‏ @bryan5150 19 Jun 2017
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        Well, ya know he who spelt it dealt it.

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      1. Jules‏ @RedheadJules 19 Jun 2017
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        I'm pretty sure most of my income will now be going to Jeff Bezos.

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      1. Blas Navarrete A.‏ @BlasNavAra 19 Jun 2017
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        Maybe time to PACE with organic beer.

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      2. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Trump hates the wheat spelt from Whole Foods 'cuz it's Putin-free- He late-night drunk orders Kellyanne's spelt for that extra yeasty taste

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      2. Starman‏ @sh4d0w_m1 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Conan O'Brien is love. Conan O'Brien is life.

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      1. Justin Browsin‏ @JustinBrowsin 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        How many drunks will be losing their fingers when they jump up to grab their drone delivered snacks?

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      1. Mike P‏ @mfp1971 19 Jun 2017
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        Well that's better than trump up late and drunk nuking Belgium

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      1. duane edmunds‏ @duaneedmunds 19 Jun 2017
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        Play practice jokes by having the drones sprinkle depends, condoms and Ex lax over neighbors lawns✌🏽

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      1. - Brett -‏ @BrettFromLA 20 Jun 2017
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        I think you spelt that wrong.

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      1. Melissa‏ @melissaaloy 19 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        *Organic* Spelt, don't make Amazon think they made a bad deal 😁

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      1. The Nomz Collective‏ @NomzCollective 19 Jun 2017
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        Drone delivery?

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      1. Craig D Sullivan Sr‏ @CraigDSullivanS 19 Jun 2017
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        smelt?

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