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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 11 Jun 2017

    Before the invention of popcorn, people would just eat dried kernels of corn, then stick their face in a fire until their teeth exploded.

    1:55 PM - 11 Jun 2017
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      1. Andrew Coates‏ @Brock_Tune 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/kGDWZRoxlY

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      2. Natalee‏ @NataleeDara 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        smart, then they didn't have to floss.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Seth Cahn‏ @sethcahn 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @NataleeDara @ConanOBrien

        Things were much simpler then.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. SlenderIan, Devourer of Forteys‏Verified account @IanFortey 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        My family are from the old country. They would enjoy cool, damp sacks of creamed corn.

        2 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
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      1. Miss Direction‏ @MDuette 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @John_M15

        Wooden teeth became obsolete in a hot minute.

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      2. Debz McEwan‏ @FluffyDragQueen 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You mean someone's invented another way??? Why has no one told me about this!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. badbadbean‏ @abadbean 11 Jun 2017
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        You're totally gonna get sued when trump supporters across the country stick their teeth in a fire

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      1. Jason Fury‏ @Furyus01 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        If you slow down the sound of a kernel popping you can hear it screaming Allahu Akbar

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      1. Frank S.‏ @yarsftks 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        They use to be more creative back then when Wi-Fi didn't work.

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      2. Cosmo‏ @enzombie_ 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Chuck Norris still eats popcorn like this. Also he wipes his ass with fire

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Trump's chins‏ @TrumpsChinFat 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Ah, the good old days.. Everything's so god damned fancy now..

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      3. Kat Birm‏ @BirmKat 12 Jun 2017
        Replying to @TrumpsChinFat @ConanOBrien

        Yes it is !!!!! #goodoledays💗

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      1. Relativity6‏ @relativity_6 12 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        is that true?

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      1. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        It was a live game show played by Cave people and hosted by Rachel Welch in her loincloth from 10,000 BC called, "Tooth or consequences."

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      1. Tessa Rose‏ @TessaboBessa17 11 Jun 2017
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      1. Rosie Lee‏ @rosieflee 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Original name Orville Redenbucktoother.

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      1. Lauren B‏ @mssparklez 11 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Wait, so that's why most old people wear dentures now?

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