The same thing happens to me! I plan to begin eating and living a healthier lifestyle each morning, but...pic.twitter.com/ObnJLPbs7i
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Good one, my dude. What channel is your tv show on?
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Ooh, another zinger.
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@AlucardandFloki has a gofundme to start up the Playgirl Channel

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I just keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and say we were all just punked and trump really isn't the president
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Wouldn't even be mad. Just like, "oh man, you got me, had me going. Well, glad its over!" Then go back to autopilot
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You got that right
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Hillary wakes up every morning and says, "Today I'll act like a President since I'll never be one." And then she downs another bourbon.
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I don't think Trump could act like a president if he tried!!
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Sorry Comey's testimony didn't let you use the funny joke you spent all night on.
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Why can't we just blame Twitter the way gun control advocates blame guns?
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Today trump Jr. took over the shenanigans.
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