Sign me the fuck up for jury duty then
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#"So, Conan, you're saying that I got a shot ?"pic.twitter.com/G8YCyL37nr
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people will be making up excuses to avoid the job: "I can't be Spider-Man, my mom is in the hospital."
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I like this one. He seems more like what the comics helped me imagine.
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*Spider-Man
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No-one cares
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you envision a future where a bench warrant can be issued for not showing up to play Spider-Man
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Spider-Man*
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It's not all bad: If you do both at the same time you're allowed to wear the suit in court.
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But you're not allowed to break character, you have to pretend to be Spider-Man the whole time you're in court.
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My jury sense is tingling
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