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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 2 Jun 2017

    There used to be a time when we didn’t have access to all the world’s knowledge while sitting on the toilet.

    1:20 PM - 2 Jun 2017
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    576 replies 5,041 retweets 20,989 likes
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      2. Michael Aaron Keith‏ @__M__A__K__ 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Literally just read this on the toilet. 😂

        2 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
      3. Pete Sidiropoulos‏ @petezsid 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @__M__A__K__ @ConanOBrien

        Are you shitting me? Wait, no.

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
      4. Michael Aaron Keith‏ @__M__A__K__ 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @petezsid @ConanOBrien

        I swear I'm no longer on the toilet so I hope that makes it ok for me to comment on how handsome you are, Pete!

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. Pete Sidiropoulos‏ @petezsid 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @__M__A__K__ @ConanOBrien

        Oh so now you're shitting me. Just kidding, that's very kind of you, thank you :)

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      6. Michael Aaron Keith‏ @__M__A__K__ 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @petezsid @ConanOBrien

        😂💩 Most welcome. 😉

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Dread Asner‏Verified account @TheOnlyEdAsner 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You've been in the wrong bathrooms.

        2 replies 6 retweets 81 likes
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      2. Vada Callisto‏ @VadaCallisto 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Jokes on you Conan! I'm still in bed!

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Hajime Okuda‏ @neilldorn 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @VadaCallisto @ConanOBrien

        You have a toilet in your bed? Genius!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      4. Vada Callisto‏ @VadaCallisto 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @neilldorn @ConanOBrien

        My whole life is a toilet!

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Tommy Rogers‏Verified account @tommybtbam 3 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I literally read this while taking a shit

        3 replies 4 retweets 45 likes
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      2. Shannyn‏ @shannynrhall 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Back in my day we read shampoo bottles 100 times if we had to.

        5 replies 2 retweets 59 likes
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      1. Kapil Adhikesavalu‏ @kapilathi 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Covfefe that!

        0 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
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      2. Korey Traynor‏ @koreytraynor 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Unless you kept your encyclopedias in the bathroom.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Wes‏ @wgwalton 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @koreytraynor @ConanOBrien

        So that's why you're so smart

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Korey Traynor‏ @koreytraynor 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @wgwalton @ConanOBrien

        TBH they were collections of The Far Side.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Jeremy Greenfield‏Verified account @jdgreenfield 2 Jun 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        False. #fakenews alert

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
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