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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 21 May 2017

    I would try soy hot dogs, but I’m afraid they’re full of soy lips and snouts.

    11:40 AM - 21 May 2017
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      2. Tanya Reeve‏ @Tanya_R_Steele 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ~Soy products are actually worse for you than meat. Most people don't know this.

        4 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Prinny‏ @JMGSatekh 21 May 2017
        Replying to @Tanya_R_Steele @ConanOBrien

        Any legit sources to back that statement up, or is it just something you read somewhere? Actually curious.

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Tanya Reeve‏ @Tanya_R_Steele 21 May 2017
        Replying to @JMGSatekh @ConanOBrien

        ~Google is at your fingertips, I assume?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Matt Holck‏ @Matt_Holck 21 May 2017
        Replying to @Tanya_R_Steele @JMGSatekh @ConanOBrien

        humans eat a high varieties of diets always have

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1.  🕷⅄┴ɹ∀W 🕸‏ @meatballwizard 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Soy disappointed by this

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      1. Joe Mandese‏ @jmandese 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        No, just soy-lent greens.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Curtis Stigers‏Verified account @curtisstigers 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        The name of my rock band in high school: The Soy Sphincters

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      1. bhandel58‏ @bhandel58 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        soy vey

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      1. Odd Year Bob‏ @Sonova_Beachbum 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        The worst are the soy nipples, where the soymilk comes out.

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      1. ಠ_ಠ‏ @Franklioni 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Assoyles

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      2. LEO‏ @LeoSquared 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/pqTPlhxUpQ

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      3. Rachel‏ @static_rachel 21 May 2017
        Replying to @LeoSquared @ConanOBrien

        Lol Shanaynay's long lost white sister from another mister

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      4. Rachel‏ @static_rachel 22 May 2017
        Replying to @static_rachel @LeoSquared @ConanOBrien

        Aaaaigght

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      1. Christina Writes‏ @christinawrites 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        And lips and snouts of soybeans are so small, you might never know how many.

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      2. M. A. Solis‏ @msolis1982 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I can't laugh at ur jokes anymore, makes me question if they're even urs.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Claude Ducimo‏ @LiquidDrano 21 May 2017
        Replying to @msolis1982 @ConanOBrien

        your*, yours* You're a narrow-minded fool who believes anything and doesn't question. He has a team of writers for opening monologue btw

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Jason Fury‏ @Furyus01 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's the tastiest parts of the soy

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      1. Sionnach‏ @SionnachFox 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Nice to see you at napa farms at T2 SFO this evening, we briefly spoke 😀

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      1.  💥Barbie Toes 1 💥‏ @BarbieToes1 21 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Tails, tits & touch holes as my grandfather would say

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