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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 19 May 2017

    Mike Pence is dreamily writing "President Mike Pence" on his spiral notebook.

    10:25 AM - 19 May 2017
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    • Will Lee Corina Lucky MARIE ESMEL Abe Messing Charlotte Katz Katie Hoss Kornelija Berger No Nonsense .
    204 replies 3,165 retweets 17,119 likes
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      2. Kelly Mecifi‏ @charmedone626 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Can't we impeach both at the same time, like a package deal?

        7 replies 4 retweets 114 likes
      3. Paul Kaiser‏ @askray 19 May 2017
        Replying to @charmedone626 @ConanOBrien

        Technically, if his campaign is found to have Russian influence then all his appointments can be void. Presidency would go to Ryan.

        10 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
      4. It's a Girl Thing‏ @itsagirlthing 19 May 2017
        Replying to @askray @charmedone626 @ConanOBrien

        Ack!

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        No matter how much Trump screams during interrogation, Pence is not going to suspend waterboarding

        1 reply 2 retweets 21 likes
      3. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn 19 May 2017
        Replying to @danieldaviddunn @ConanOBrien

        He's also going to force Trump to watch the FOX news babes say President​ Pence over and over....

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Craig Dodge‏ @craigvdodge 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Oh good, I was running out of reasons to wake up screaming in the middle of the night. Thanks Conan!

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      1. Nohemi lopez‏ @yoyamimi 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        that man is worse than Trump

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      1. Mark spots the X‏ @markspotsthex 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        He should start writing "Inmate 01-2420191".

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      1. Aaron "Gnobrin" Bisnett‏ @Gnobrin 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        It's the way he draws a suuuper cute presidential seal to dot the "i".

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      2. Reed Uhlman‏ @reeduhlman 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Can we replace the whole lot with Kiefer and the cast of #DesignatedSurvivor?

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
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      1. mobile dan‏ @themobiledan 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I predict we will go through 4 presidents this year.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. zero fucking tolerance‏ @inkedcarpenter 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Only to be impeached just as fast as the Orange Menace

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      2. 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔‏ @CCCinSC 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        At least mix things up with a Bill Clinton rapist joke or a Hillary defending-a-child-rapist joke once in a while. #TrumpDerangementSyndrome

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Schmeckdawg‏ @schmeckOU812 20 May 2017
        Replying to @CCCinSC @ConanOBrien

        #FakeHumor

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Ken Heslip‏ @kenhes 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Wiley Pence has been doing that since he was nominated.

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      1. ℂA𝟙𝘝A‏ @JerryCalva1 19 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        While Putin scribbles nothing to look busy.

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      1. Robert(30 Days of Night)Deschain‏ @nfiztheoriginal 19 May 2017
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        God help us all.

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