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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 13 May 2017

    Best street food in Ancient Rome Handsomest guy in the Aztec Empire Longest continuous pee #StatsOnlyGodKnows

    12:05 PM - 13 May 2017
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      2. YES WAY JOSE!!!‏ @JoseDukes1000 13 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/kI9AbzJS5V

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      3. The Whompis‏ @TheWhompis1000 13 May 2017
        Replying to @JoseDukes1000 @ConanOBrien

        LOL! Thats a great GTS meme!

        0 replies 3 retweets 3 likes
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      1. J. Walker‏ @revjwalker 13 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        1. Rat On A Stick 2. Xiorge Qlooni 3. When the "p" key got stuck on my desktop, and I didn't notice right before leaving for the weekend.

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      2. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn 13 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's Fabio who looks like Melania from behind

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. tee‏ @Tree08860107 13 May 2017
        Replying to @danieldaviddunn @ConanOBrien

        Eww . A djt behind. Oh my eyes🏝

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. David Ingram‏Verified account @David_Ingram 13 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Surely there is some Latin text that discusses street food.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. A SPOOKY RAVEN‏ @anorangerobin 13 May 2017
        Replying to @David_Ingram @ConanOBrien

        Roman graffiti is some wild shit, I bet that's where you'd find it. First Century Yelp?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. David Ingram‏Verified account @David_Ingram 13 May 2017
        Replying to @anorangerobin @ConanOBrien

        I was thinking Apuleius, but maybe. Who's the go-to #Latin scholar on Twitter?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. David Ingram‏Verified account @David_Ingram 13 May 2017
        Replying to @David_Ingram @ConanOBrien

        And yes, I realize I'm killing the joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. A SPOOKY RAVEN‏ @anorangerobin 13 May 2017
        Replying to @David_Ingram @ConanOBrien

        It's fine. I've got plenty of joke blood on my hands tbh

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      1. Eli Joseph‏ @DrewtimusPrime 13 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I hold the record for longest pee, but does peeing in your pants count?pic.twitter.com/9NVbPrHDyJ

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      1. Peter Key‏ @PeterLKey 13 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I thought the record for the third one was set by Jimmy Dugan in "A League of Their Own."

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      1. JR Sweany hates Comicsgate‏ @JRobertSweany 13 May 2017
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        Best Roman street food was Meridius' Lamb and Lentils by the Roman Senate.

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      1. Ian Magus  ❎‏ @ianmagus 13 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Saw an elephant at the zoo yesterday that I'm sure had the longest continuous pee, it was like a waterfall of urine, simply breathtaking.

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      1. Bryce Dana‏ @brycedana 13 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Furthest pelican toss. Hottest taco sold in China. Heaviest left buttock. #StatsOnlyGodKnows

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      1. Ravy‏ @Ravynwolfe 13 May 2017
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        or Larry King, or Trump.

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      1. John Trasti‏ @johntrasti 13 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Worst elevator fart/ Best Elevator fart

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      1.  👻Joseph 🕷Anthony 🎃‏ @NotoriousJnX 13 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        1) Boiled grasshopper soup 2) Jaguar Paw's son: Paw Paw Claw 3) Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise

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      2. J. Walker‏ @revjwalker 13 May 2017
        Replying to @1776NewUSA @ConanOBrien

        I have never seen someone miss a joke more completely in my life. Check the hashtag at the end. Or do you think he's been to Ancient Rome?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. J. Walker‏ @revjwalker 13 May 2017
        Replying to @1776NewUSA @ConanOBrien

        No, it's more abstract than that. No judgment: There's plenty of humor that I don't get, too.

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      6. J. Walker‏ @revjwalker 13 May 2017
        Replying to @1776NewUSA @ConanOBrien

        Take care.

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