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LOL! Thats a great GTS meme!
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1. Rat On A Stick 2. Xiorge Qlooni 3. When the "p" key got stuck on my desktop, and I didn't notice right before leaving for the weekend.
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That's Fabio who looks like Melania from behind
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Eww . A djt behind. Oh my eyes
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Surely there is some Latin text that discusses street food.
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Roman graffiti is some wild shit, I bet that's where you'd find it. First Century Yelp?
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I was thinking Apuleius, but maybe. Who's the go-to
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It's fine. I've got plenty of joke blood on my hands tbh
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I hold the record for longest pee, but does peeing in your pants count?pic.twitter.com/9NVbPrHDyJ
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I thought the record for the third one was set by Jimmy Dugan in "A League of Their Own."
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Best Roman street food was Meridius' Lamb and Lentils by the Roman Senate.
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Saw an elephant at the zoo yesterday that I'm sure had the longest continuous pee, it was like a waterfall of urine, simply breathtaking.
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Furthest pelican toss. Hottest taco sold in China. Heaviest left buttock.
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or Larry King, or Trump.
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Worst elevator fart/ Best Elevator fart
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1) Boiled grasshopper soup 2) Jaguar Paw's son: Paw Paw Claw 3) Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise
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I have never seen someone miss a joke more completely in my life. Check the hashtag at the end. Or do you think he's been to Ancient Rome?
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No, it's more abstract than that. No judgment: There's plenty of humor that I don't get, too.
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Take care.
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