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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 3 May 2017

    If I were in prison, I wouldn’t ruin my spoon trying to tunnel out, because going without morning yogurt is its own prison.

    11:35 AM - 3 May 2017
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      1. Agirlhasnoname‏ @calzena0 3 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Please don't ever say "Prison" "spoon" and "yogurt" in the same sentence again. Thanks

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      1. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn 3 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        A person who couldn't eat yogurt without a spoon could never escape from prison with even a good spoon

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      1. Earl Fando‏ @earlfando 3 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Sounds like someone's just a little bit irregular.

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      1. meg met taylor‏ @meagwalz 3 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Can I please come work for you???

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      1. Don Schindler‏ @donschindler 3 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @DarcyONichols

        Which is your favorite prison yogurt?

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      1.  🌎 Damon Pettit  🌎‏ @DamonPettit 3 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'm thinking you may like a whole different "morning spoon". 😳😉

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      1. DerekMichaelJ. 🤴🏻‏ @SBRCelebrityArt 3 May 2017
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        @ConanOBrienpic.twitter.com/TKy52l6UBj

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      2. Brent Arnold‏ @iBrent 3 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        hmmmm, kind of a vanilla joke, don't you think?

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      1. Dana Scully‏ @Braves_Fan007 3 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Love you Conan! You make me laugh every single day! ❤

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      1. Jason Tanamor‏ @jasontanamor 3 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'd fork that yogurt so hard.

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      1. Adrian Dev‏ @iamadriandev 3 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Idk Conan having to eat yogurt sounds kind of like prison to me

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      1. Adam Bowen‏ @AdamBowen13 3 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        This reads like a Jack Handey quote

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      2. Dan_Rowinski‏Verified account @Dan_Rowinski 3 May 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You think you’re going to get yogurt in prison? In America? ;)

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      1. ♤[doepfer]♤‏ @SinExMachina 3 May 2017
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        I dont think that's yogurt buddy....

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      1. pumpKenji Karvamitsu‏ @afreshmind 9 May 2017
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        Just slurp

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      1. b_dubb‏ @brockness 3 May 2017
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        Uh Conan ... there is no #yogurt in prison #DunDunDunnn #DontDoTheCrimeIfYouCantDoTheTime

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      1. Digital Dads‏ @DigitalDadsFM 3 May 2017
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        Poor Andy Dufresne! He must've went through even more hell than we realize!

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