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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 29 Apr 2017

    The year is 2052, President Cooterpie has declared war on That Island of Plastic Garbage in the Pacific, and the Stones are still touring.

    12:25 PM - 29 Apr 2017
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      2. Ben. 24 Days.‏ @BJS_quire 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        And the temperature is a cool 124 degrees

        2 replies 0 retweets 69 likes
      3. E.S.S.‏ @E_S_S_Tweet 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BJS_quire @ConanOBrien

        Do you mean Celsius or Fahrenheit? #ThatsKindaImportant

        2 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
      4. Ben. 24 Days.‏ @BJS_quire 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @E_S_S_Tweet @ConanOBrien

        Yeah? Seems to me that either would be past critical threshold... so 6 of one, half dozen of the other

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. E.S.S.‏ @E_S_S_Tweet 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BJS_quire @ConanOBrien

        So... Fahrenheit then? #YouCantHaveBoth

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. Vote November 6th  🗳️‏ @Tiesonthewall 30 Apr 2017
        Replying to @E_S_S_Tweet @BJS_quire @ConanOBrien

        The idea is that it doesn't matter. We're already doomed.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Terri‏ @terridavis88 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        with thrump in charge we won't make it to 2052

        3 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. James Dixon‏ @dvmcgwn 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @terridavis88 @ConanOBrien

        20:52 Local Time tonight?

        0 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
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      2. Itsami Jeiotiji‏ @ItsamiJeiotiji 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Who are we kidding? Keith Richards will be touring with holograms by then...

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. James Dixon‏ @dvmcgwn 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ItsamiJeiotiji @ConanOBrien

        Nah - Keith won't be able to know if he's dead or not.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Admiral Squishy  🌼‏ @Ramwoc87 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Is this a line from Final Space or something?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. #lolfromthelolman‏ @AmorganfFresh 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Ramwoc87 @ConanOBrien

        MST3K

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Admiral Squishy  🌼‏ @Ramwoc87 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @AmorganfFresh @ConanOBrien

        Thanks for telling me!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Niklas Hx‏ @NiklasHx 29 Apr 2017
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        And the Maple Leafs still haven't won the Cup.

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      1. Rodger Dodger‏ @Rodg3rDodg3r 29 Apr 2017
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        #InTheYear2K #FyreFestivalpic.twitter.com/4vsajFDqSQ

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      1. IamSauerKraut‏ @IndictmentHappy 29 Apr 2017
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        Keith Richards can never die; if you try, we shall bury you in pink peeps.

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      1. 𓂀 integrity preserves‏ @talkstowind 29 Apr 2017
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        this is fairly accurate actually

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      1. Andrew Radcliff‏ @andyradcliff 29 Apr 2017
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        IN THE YEAR 2000 (music)

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      1. Stephan Agha‏ @stephanaghaagha 29 Apr 2017
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        😎

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      1. Midas Welbee PC  🌊  🌊 ‏‏ @corvetteflex 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        “Remembering the songs ‘Da Doo Ron Ron’ and ‘Please Mr. Postman’ ” — Stephen Tyler, ah yes..2052. https://medium.com/@szelin7/2052-live-from-madison-square-garden-8417dee211b4 …

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      1. Ahmar‏ @thoughtofmyne 29 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        haha, like the world will survive till 2052.

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