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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 19 Apr 2017

    Pro tip: if you’re caught peeing in public, write the word “Hi” – now you’re expressing a First Amendment right.

    12:20 PM - 19 Apr 2017
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      2. TrumpsTaxes‏ @TrumpsTaxes 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        If you were making a bowel movement, would that be Amendment "Number Two"?

        1 reply 0 retweets 43 likes
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      1. SF Ali‏ @sfali789 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        This is actually fucking genius, Conan. Your Harvard education paid off.

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      1. Arthur Maddox‏ @ReallyPendragon 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Urine trouble for that joke.

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      1. Admiral Squishy  🌼‏ @Ramwoc87 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Tried it, didn't work, bring bail money, Conan

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      1. DerekMichaelJ. 🤴🏻‏ @SBRCelebrityArt 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Pretty please help me get @ConanOBrien to see the bead beanie I designedpic.twitter.com/KDkaMwk1Md

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      2. @_@‏Verified account @Muzzafuzza 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Public Urination? Indecent Exposure? Nah fam. It's called #FREEDOM. #FirstAmendment #FreedomofSpeech #America #LandofTheFree #HomeofThePee

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      1. Nico Pillay‏ @thehobokneeco 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        freedom of s-pee-ch

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      1. spiritual gangster‏ @simmysamsozzle 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        The right to pee speech?

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      2. Zoë M: Most Likely Still in Bed‏ @WeirdWittyWords 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'll keep that in mind. Do I get extra points for doing it as a female?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Devon Bjorlo‏ @DBjorlo 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @WeirdWittyWords @ConanOBrien

        No, you just get less of a punishment.

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      1. ninny‏ @NinnyBales 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Time to start practicing my form

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      1. Ujal‏ @UjalThakor 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Dotting the "i" requires more control than I have in such a situation.

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      1. David Westermann‏ @smurfiee77 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @10fifteen

        I am sure that is what the Russian hookers were saying to DJT, "Hi"

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      1. Jennifer Bullock‏ @realjbullock 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Note to self

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      1. Anthony‏ @AsalamaTweetum 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "Freeeeedom!"

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      1. Colin‏ @MUFColin 19 Apr 2017
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        right to free peech

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      1. Tiamat Legion Medusa‏ @TiamatLegMedusa 20 Apr 2017
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        @areyou0 HA! rotfwlol

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      1. Michael Kelly‏ @cpcmkelly 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Pro tip: wearing a "I voted for Trump" shirt in Berkeley, California guarantees a free trip to a medical facility as well as being peed on!

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