If you were making a bowel movement, would that be Amendment "Number Two"?
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This is actually fucking genius, Conan. Your Harvard education paid off.
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Urine trouble for that joke.
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Tried it, didn't work, bring bail money, Conan
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Pretty please help me get
@ConanOBrien to see the bead beanie I designedpic.twitter.com/KDkaMwk1MdThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Public Urination? Indecent Exposure? Nah fam. It's called
#FREEDOM.#FirstAmendment#FreedomofSpeech#America#LandofTheFree#HomeofThePee - 1 more reply
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freedom of s-pee-ch
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The right to pee speech?
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I'll keep that in mind. Do I get extra points for doing it as a female?
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No, you just get less of a punishment.
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Time to start practicing my form
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Dotting the "i" requires more control than I have in such a situation.
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I am sure that is what the Russian hookers were saying to DJT, "Hi"
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Note to self
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"Freeeeedom!"
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right to free peech
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@areyou0 HA! rotfwlolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Pro tip: wearing a "I voted for Trump" shirt in Berkeley, California guarantees a free trip to a medical facility as well as being peed on!
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