You're Irish. Irish people always wear two. "To be sure to be sure".
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I thought the Irish didn't wear any at all because they're good Catholics? Every sperm is sacred!

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Ah proper Catholics are few and far between nowadays. The days where Ireland was considered a religious country is long gone thankfully.
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Anti-family pack.
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That's like a lifetime supply.
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Married guys. For the 12 months of the year.
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Or 24 months for Married Couples in Santa Monica
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Conan, you are supposed to wear all of them at the same time
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What's a condom?
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Kirkland condoms.
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Right. That's why I just reuse the one I've had in my wallet.
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OMG, omg...ahhhhh.
(and that starts up again every time I think about it)
Imagine finding them in someone's freezer. (WTH
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One time, I'd love to run through Costco with a pallet of toilet paper yelling "where's the restroom?"
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