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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 4 Apr 2017

    I’m not worried about the stock market, because all my wealth is in individually wrapped bologna slices.

    2:50 PM - 4 Apr 2017
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      2. DerekMichaelJ. 🤴🏻‏ @SBRCelebrityArt 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Hope you dig my @ConanOBrien bead art beaniepic.twitter.com/RKslnN75Yk

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Ambeee 🐝‏ @Ambeee6 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @SBRCelebrityArt @ConanOBrien

        ThatIsOnPointRightThere💯❣😍👏🏼

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      2. Michael Powers‏ @Powpowpro 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        If you got that from one of your writers you should fire him.

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      1. J.D. Smith‏ @DeadAirwithJDS 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I had you tabbed for a guy that invested in weenies...

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      2. Lianna Michele‏ @MicheleLianna 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Cash out, I hate those things

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      3. Gerry1nnes‏ @gerrinnesmac 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @MicheleLianna @ConanOBrien

        Should be in avocado 🥑

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      2. Jeremy Greenfield‏Verified account @jdgreenfield 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        literal bologna, you crack me up cona

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      3. Dante Giuliano‏ @dantegiuliano 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @jdgreenfield @ConanOBrien

        Literally #Jumor

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      1. David Jost‏ @DaveJost1 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Smart. With Trump in the White House, balogna stock is at an all-time high.

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      1. Steve Poronsky‏ @PunkyBrewStud 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I know the feeling, I have all my money tied up in currency.

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      1. Aaron Sobeski‏ @AaronSobeskiBNN 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        So what does worry you Conan, if it's not a run on bologna slices?

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      2. Callie  🎃‏ @the_classic96 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        sounds responsible! 👍🏼👍🏼

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      2. Baka Karasu 烏‏ @BakaKarasu 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @JoyceCarolOates

        Good short term, but you should consider diversifying into individually wrapped ramens for your long term investment strategy.

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      1. Galveston Wizard‏ @galvestonwizard 4 Apr 2017
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        Nom nom nommm!

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      1. Me llamo Chris‏ @ChrisLarkinPDX 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Never stop being one step ahead.....

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      1. Straight Kraut of Nowhere.‏ @RehabiliNation 4 Apr 2017
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        Sometimes you're an old school comedian and sometimes just an old man!

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      1. ѕ a м p l e т e х т‏ @ultramegadan 4 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "... do you have individually wrapped cashews" - Mitch Hedberg, 1999

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