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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 30 Mar 2017

    This is the ideal time in the season to either plant tomatoes or enter into a land war with Russia, I forget which.

    11:05 AM - 30 Mar 2017
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      2. Antarctica Muffin Factory‏ @amuffinfactory 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Plant tomatoes in Russia.

        2 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Espresso Depresso  ☕‏ @TheTman9898 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @amuffinfactory @ConanOBrien

        Plant Russias in Tomato

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Joel Fisk‏ @ehaaaaay 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheTman9898 @amuffinfactory @ConanOBrien

        In soviet Russia tomatoes plant you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. DerekMichaelJ. 🤴🏻‏ @SBRCelebrityArt 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Hope you like my bead art beanie I designed in your likenesspic.twitter.com/HB87ZxFfpP

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      1. Jim Uicker‏ @JimUicker 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Here in Michigan, we have another month before we can plant tomatoes outdoors. Plenty of time to invade Russia.

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      1. Amanda‏ @Mandoula158 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Do the former. Prepare for the latter #justgoonholiday

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      2. Down Here, We All Float, Georgie‏Verified account @siegel 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Why choose…? // @DenisVengeance

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      1. Klaus Bunny‏ @KlausBunny1 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Tomato fight! Winner gets Italy!

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      2. Spaceman Eddie‏ @SpacemanEd 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Not recommended: Farm products War. They answer to our tomatoes with potatoes. And beets.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. G. Willickers‏ @GWillicker8 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @SpacemanEd @ConanOBrien

        Player two has entered the game with 509 million hectares of soybeans

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Spaceman Eddie‏ @SpacemanEd 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @GWillicker8 @ConanOBrien

        Player 3: Iowa Corn Missiles

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      5. Spaceman Eddie‏ @SpacemanEd 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @SpacemanEd @GWillicker8 @ConanOBrien

        Player 4, Chris Christie, wouldn't relinquish his North Jersey Atomic Calzone. Traitor!

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      6. G. Willickers‏ @GWillicker8 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @SpacemanEd @ConanOBrien

        Now I want calzone no fair 😂

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      7. Spaceman Eddie‏ @SpacemanEd 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @GWillicker8 @ConanOBrien

        Go with Stromboli. Not covered under treaty. Always a loophole.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Liset‏ @Krzwyf 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Idk, but I hear the treasons are in bloom and the impeaches are ready for harvest.😬

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      1. Chris Armour‏ @PMTechGuy 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Got to let the roads through Belarus dry up a bit first.

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      1. Sazzy‏ @sazzysays 30 Mar 2017
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        tomatoes. can't have enough of them.

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      2. Battleaxe‏ @shawnohare1 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Why not go against a Sicilian with death on the line?

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