Plant tomatoes in Russia.
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Plant Russias in Tomato
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In soviet Russia tomatoes plant you.
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Hope you like my bead art beanie I designed in your likenesspic.twitter.com/HB87ZxFfpP
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Here in Michigan, we have another month before we can plant tomatoes outdoors. Plenty of time to invade Russia.
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Do the former. Prepare for the latter
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Tomato fight! Winner gets Italy!
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Not recommended: Farm products War. They answer to our tomatoes with potatoes. And beets.
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Player two has entered the game with 509 million hectares of soybeans
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Player 3: Iowa Corn Missiles
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Player 4, Chris Christie, wouldn't relinquish his North Jersey Atomic Calzone. Traitor!
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Now I want calzone no fair

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Go with Stromboli. Not covered under treaty. Always a loophole.
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Idk, but I hear the treasons are in bloom and the impeaches are ready for harvest.

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Got to let the roads through Belarus dry up a bit first.
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tomatoes. can't have enough of them.
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Why not go against a Sicilian with death on the line?
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