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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 26 Mar 2017

    If you say the word “lozenge” 50 times out loud, it starts sounding really weird. Also, your family leaves the dining table.

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      2. Nozs‏ @WizardofNozs 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        also, it summoned a demon. Please lead with this info first next time.

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      3. Ahmed Nasri‏ @usofahmedica 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @WizardofNozs @ConanOBrien

        How are you pronouncing it?

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      4. Nozs‏ @WizardofNozs 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @usofahmedica @ConanOBrien

        The exact way that causes a demon to be summoned I guess. He said he had to go help the president and disappeared

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      2. Newbee‏Verified account @newbeecn 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        How many repeats to get your neighbors to leave the country?

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      1. Admiral Squishy  🌼‏ @Ramwoc87 26 Mar 2017
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        Lozenge is now my safe word, thank you

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      1. "Sweetly" Tweeting‏ @JazKaren 26 Mar 2017
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        Farting is easier and clears the table quicker.

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      1. ふえんねく‏ @ffffennek 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien Now imagine having English as a 2nd language and trying to find out the spelling to look up its meaning.

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      2. StumpyGryphon‏ @harrisons13 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I find shouting "COCK" in church ten times has a similar affect

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      3. Gerry Betrosco‏ @gelert456 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @harrisons13 @ConanOBrien

        I bet the priests become interested though

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      4. StumpyGryphon‏ @harrisons13 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @gelert456 @ConanOBrien

        I am the priest...😉

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      1. Tristan Jones‏ @TristanJ74 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @Gibocarrizan Begins to sound like lodgings, which is what you may have to source after such an episode

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      1. Cynthia Woods‏ @thatswhatmomsed 26 Mar 2017
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        Yet no one gave you a lozenge?!

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      1. Darren Bevan‏ @geekboy73 26 Mar 2017
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        Candyman 50 times is also effective at dispatching family members too.

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      1. Rebecca Kobeski‏ @missbeckybooo 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That would definitely make the meal interesting if a few more also did it😜😜

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      1. Stephen Cefalo‏ @CefaloStudio 26 Mar 2017
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        if you say it once it sounds weird.

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      1. Meri McClellan‏ @AllisonMcClell8 26 Mar 2017
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        I'll keep that in mind for Easter dinner 😁

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      1. 王凯森‏ @Wangkaisen123 28 Mar 2017
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        I tried it once,Such is the case

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      1. Caitlin Rupard‏ @caileighyoga 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Try it with giraffe.

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      1. Maxence Van Goethem‏ @m_vangoethem 26 Mar 2017
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        @helenajanssen_

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