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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 24 Mar 2017

    Giraffes are gentle creatures who do not kill, except when asked one too many times, "How's the weather up there?"

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      1. Mel‏ @mlza 24 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        a giraffe's pregnancy lasts for 13-15 months... I just learned that today so thought I'd share. 🙋

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      2. Angie Sherwood‏ @SunflowerChaCha 24 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Or when you ask April the giraffe, when are you having that baby?

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      1. Linda G‏ @HopeSprings10 24 Mar 2017
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        We are doing good Conan - Prez heading out to the taxpayers paid vacationpic.twitter.com/IgydtZSRpd

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      1. Andrew P Greviou‏ @admiraldipsta 24 Mar 2017
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        that's hilarious mellisa comedy gold

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      1. Moon Raker III‏ @moonraker3 24 Mar 2017
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        Hacked by Huckabee

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      2. William Scott‏ @Wi11iamSc0tt 25 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @PBSmitty

        Had a really tall principal once, and if you asked him that, he'd spit on you and say, "Looks like rain."

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      3. SmittyTTRPG‏ @SmittyTTRPG 25 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Wi11iamSc0tt @ConanOBrien

        I used to pick kids up and say "See for yourself."

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      2. Luke in Ft Collins‏ @LukeInFtCollins 24 Mar 2017
        Replying to @The_RaFF1 @ConanOBrien

        Conan gettin down with the Fam

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      2. Mick W‏ @CupWinners2011 24 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'm often asked: "Do you play basketball?" My go2 responses: No, do you play miniature golf? or, Do you make toys at Christmas?

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      2. Matt Boor‏ @TheNerdEmpire 24 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Also, "You must play basketball, right?" Because the most important skill in basketball is tall.

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      1. SendThanks‏ @Send_Thanks 24 Mar 2017
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        Good one CONAN!!!! HA HA!! Grateful for laughter!!! http://SendThanks.com  by Avery Paul https://appsto.re/us/HDxU6.i pic.twitter.com/hVPsMbc4vH

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      1. FJAMiami‏ @fjamiami 24 Mar 2017
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        Or "why did Cracker Barrel fire Brad's wife?"

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      1. MARK STEVEN FRAZIER‏ @NayssMark 27 Mar 2017
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        Coney Dog, Don't mess with Tall Story. It's a classic..............

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      1. Mary Mac Bakehouse‏ @MaryMacMixes 24 Mar 2017
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        Or "Are you STILL pregnant?!"

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      1. Mick W‏ @CupWinners2011 24 Mar 2017
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        The last time I asked a giraffe that question, he spat on me and said it was raining. #TallJokes

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