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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 15 Mar 2017

    Every Ides of March, I order a Caesar Salad and stab it repeatedly with a knife.

    12:10 PM - 15 Mar 2017
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    234 replies 5,660 retweets 22,361 likes
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      2. HeppCat‏ @the_heppcat 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/J7zxThlCNr

        4 replies 12 retweets 86 likes
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      1. Ben Douglass‏ @thebendouglass 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I had the same thought, but weirder.pic.twitter.com/QS5sE6UYml

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      2. Rachael Lillis‏ @RachaelLillis 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Et tu, croutons?

        1 reply 3 retweets 76 likes
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      1. Karl Fights Back‏ @hesanihilist 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Karl Fights Back Retweeted Conan O'Brien

        Ironically, this joke gets murdered every year as well.https://twitter.com/conanobrien/status/842090615085109248 …

        Karl Fights Back added,

        Conan O'BrienVerified account @ConanOBrien
        Every Ides of March, I order a Caesar Salad and stab it repeatedly with a knife.
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      1.  👻 Scareius Amireeek  🎃‏ @SuperDario 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        and for dessert, do you "Eat two, Brûlée?"

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      2. blank‏ @keembhoot 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        et tu COCO

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      1. Entitled Willennial‏ @WpHirsch 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Too soon

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      1. dr_bombay  🍸 🍸‏ @dr_bombay 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        all this hate directed at the wrong Caesar, I just don’t get it.

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      1. Carl Landelius‏ @carllandelius77 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "Sic semper tyrannis!"

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      1. The Masque of Jared Death‏ @FunnyJared 15 Mar 2017
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        The Masque of Jared Death Retweeted The Masque of Jared Death

        Happy to see our parallel thoughts intersect.https://twitter.com/FunnyJared/status/842003699190927360 …

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        The Masque of Jared Death @FunnyJared
        Today's a good day to eat a caesar salad with a steak knife. Maybe eat two. #idesOfMarch
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      2. em‏ @emilycorvers 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @p_franckiewicz @omgitsvcg i will never let the video of us go sorry bout it

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. p‏ @p__fran 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @emilycorvers @ConanOBrien @omgitsvcg

        that project was the finest work of my academic career.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. em‏ @emilycorvers 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @p__fran @ConanOBrien @omgitsvcg

        twas never deleted from Youtube but its fine

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ian Boothby P12 Van Fan Expo‏Verified account @IanBoothby 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @StephaniesFunny

        I ate two.

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      1. Cory Clark‏ @coryclark29 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        too soooooon!!!

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      1. Me llamo Chris‏ @ChrisLarkinPDX 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        wouldn't it be ironic if this was when Pence turns on Trump in a power grab for the ages! #EtTuVP #idesOfMarch

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