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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 10 Mar 2017

    If there was a gym in my house. I would definitely pay $80 a month to not go to it.

    5:35 PM - 10 Mar 2017
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      1. PopQuotes‏ @popquotesdaily 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Those machines are great places to hang clothes from 😬

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      1. bibiana beardsley‏ @beebstx 10 Mar 2017
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        There's a gym in my house. I'll charge you $40 to never go to it. Bargain!

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      1. Eoin Murphy‏ @EoinMurphyej1 10 Mar 2017
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        Gyms are like Gods hamster wheel

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      1. Mike Haines‏ @vertigomike1 10 Mar 2017
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        .@ConanOBrien Just try to cancel.

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      1. TEAlaung‏ @noodlesshots 5 Jun 2017
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        I will go to it.

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      1. Graeme Harvey‏ @NAVIFYTB 10 Mar 2017
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        i here you there brother as I have my 3rd glass of 3shot Tequila and Leaf cigar.

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      1. Emily Jordan‏ @EmilyBeJordan 10 Mar 2017
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        @summerfridays_ there is a gym in our house. I'm not going to it.

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      1. Javier Moreno‏ @moreno_javierm 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I would definitely put the gym to use if I stored my wine in there.

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      1. core‏ @coreman7 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        off course who needs 80 bucks

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      2. Chase Burke‏ @ChaseBurke8 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        how do you stay so lithe? Is it by running away from people who use the word "lithe"?

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      2. Chris Karle‏ @CJKarle 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You know how Americans call the bathroom the John? I am gonna call it the Jim, so I can say I go to the Jim three times a day.

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      1. Shell with an Mmmmmmm‏ @Shellski5 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I have a Pilates chair that I pay my cats to sleep on and put puncture holes in. Great investment.

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      1. Laura‏ @laura19646 10 Mar 2017
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        me too! Though it's free just to close the door and pretend that room never existed.

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      1. Ⓢcott Ⓞlson‏ @scottaolson 10 Mar 2017
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        for $80 better be a fabulous one you're not going to.

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      1. ShashiKiran Janardan‏ @janardanshashi 17 Mar 2017
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        need a yoga tutor instead 😜

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      1. Jim Miller‏ @ShinyNiner 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        if there was a mastrubation station you'd likely get your money's worth

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      1. CODY STRiCKLAND‏ @hopewellcody 10 Mar 2017
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        please leave me alone

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