Last I checked you're the only late night host going to other countries to make people laugh and feel united.
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oh so you have a job in the Trump Administration waiting for you?
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there's an app for that
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This is the last unfunny tweet I can handle from you. Unsub.
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your reply was the the perfect one...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
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Your mom is your accountant? Weird;)
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And Trump hasn't given you a position yet?
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see if someone can lend you morality with your soul as collateral...
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ya me metí a hacer memes prdon
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You could always try tweeting at Mark Zuckerberg...
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what does your priest/rabbi/imam say?
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. It's ok, Trump has a moral bailout plan in the works. No worries!
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be grateful for having an accountant , i work my ass off at hosiery story, and also nobody calls me
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Wait, you're Donald Trump? I'm so confused...
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Stop letting him vet your monologue.
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