Still having trouble being funny after your loss. So sorry...pic.twitter.com/edYRXuv9Ly
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Still having trouble being funny after your loss. So sorry...pic.twitter.com/edYRXuv9Ly
How were you able to obtain a photo of Trump reading his Twitter comments? #thinskinrepublican
Under your girlfriend's pillow. Next to the vibrat...
what you doing in someone else's room, oh I 4got.. troll.. you do look like a troll.. look in the mirror
Hey flower child go smoke some pot. No one will visit your skanky room lol!
you need an assistant that reminds you to be funny.
that shit was weak as fuck
Don't you mean the one who plugs him back into the wall to recharge every night?
if he'd switch to solar power his battery pack could charge in the daylight hours.
ha ha well done
He does blink, Conan. You just can't see his real eyelids underneath his human mask.
it's not a joke. I applied for that job. I was under qualified. 
there's no such thing as underqualified anymore, Trump is a testament to that 
How bout the guy who has to make sure that Steve Bannon doesnt eat after midnight ?
probably the same guy that lubes and refuels him every morning.
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