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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 1 Feb 2017

    The most underappreciated job in the White House is the assistant who reminds Mike Pence to blink.

    1:20 PM - 1 Feb 2017
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      2.  ❌ Diane Stuffer  ❌‏ @DianeStuffer 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Still having trouble being funny after your loss. So sorry...pic.twitter.com/edYRXuv9Ly

        3 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. Dick Navis‏ @thedicknavis 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @DianeStuffer

        How were you able to obtain a photo of Trump reading his Twitter comments? #thinskinrepublican

        1 reply 2 retweets 57 likes
      4.  ❌ Diane Stuffer  ❌‏ @DianeStuffer 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @thedicknavis

        Under your girlfriend's pillow. Next to the vibrat...

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. agnes bolos‏ @aggie42066 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @DianeStuffer @thedicknavis

        what you doing in someone else's room, oh I 4got.. troll.. you do look like a troll.. look in the mirror

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      6.  ❌ Diane Stuffer  ❌‏ @DianeStuffer 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @aggie42066

        Hey flower child go smoke some pot. No one will visit your skanky room lol!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Todd S‏ @toddage_cheese 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        you need an assistant that reminds you to be funny.

        8 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
      3. ARU‏ @adrianulmo 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @toddage_cheese @ConanOBrien

        that shit was weak as fuck

        1 reply 0 retweets 38 likes
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      2. Rich Wiatrowski‏ @weaponlordzero 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Don't you mean the one who plugs him back into the wall to recharge every night?

        3 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
      3. Norma  🇨🇦‏ @lumirules 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @weaponlordzero @ConanOBrien

        if he'd switch to solar power his battery pack could charge in the daylight hours.

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. Rich Wiatrowski‏ @weaponlordzero 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @lumirules @ConanOBrien

        ha ha well done

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Kroovy‏ @itsKroovy 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        He does blink, Conan. You just can't see his real eyelids underneath his human mask.

        0 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
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      2. Spencer‏ @spencegoldstein 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        it's not a joke. I applied for that job. I was under qualified. 😔

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. StandupSpeakout89‏ @skahn2011 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @spencegoldstein @ConanOBrien

        there's no such thing as underqualified anymore, Trump is a testament to that 😣

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. John Doherty‏ @Babababootsiea 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        How bout the guy who has to make sure that Steve Bannon doesnt eat after midnight ?

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      2. mike blair‏ @MikeyBlair 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        probably the same guy that lubes and refuels him every morning.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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