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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 17 Jan 2017

    “I don’t believe in limits” is a less inspiring creed when shouted shirtless to a highway patrolman who’s just pulled you over.

    12:05 PM - 17 Jan 2017
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      1. John Thornton‏ @JohnT15 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Is it OK to say "he's crazin' for a tazin' ", or is that just too much?

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      1. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan 17 Jan 2017
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        .@ConanOBrien So I don't get pulled over when I'm driving shirtless... https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/47e8c4fb-13af-4e9b-8847-462fa2f3d8ff …pic.twitter.com/uEVeJ24Ii7

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      1. CANADIAN DUDE‏ @sosmontreal 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Yo Cony, the only limit is US/CAN which is going to be West/East (Berlin Wall) Jan 20th. Please like Cony.

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      1. Pedro Martín Cánovas‏ @Notorious_PMC 17 Jan 2017
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        @BrunoSerra98

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      1. SiLLyLiQuies 🖊️‏ @SiLLyLiQuies 17 Jan 2017
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        I am so anxious 4 the pendulum 2 swing back from the denial-as-a-life-strategy side. #life #philosophy #Emotions #balance

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      1. Annabelle ♐‏ @annabobatea 17 Jan 2017
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        Conan like this comment

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      1. Sunny Jim‏ @sunnyjim4 17 Jan 2017
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        depends on whether you’re male or female.

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      2. jopado‏ @jopadoh 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Until you realize the cop will just smile if you run away screaming it and flailing your arms.

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      3. jopado‏ @jopadoh 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @jopadoh @ConanOBrien

        "until someone else calls about him I'm just going to go ahead and tow his car," thought the cop, still smiling...

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      1. I Love Bass The Beast‏ @BTBFan20 22 Jan 2017
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        please Like and Retweet https://twitter.com/BassthebeastNYC/status/822687639161733120 … #stoptrump

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        Spread the word!!!! I'm a prophet and @realDonaldTrump is the devil #DumpTrump #Notmypresident https://www.reverbnation.com/bassthebeast/song/27354276-land-demons--dumptrump-prod-by …
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      1. Dan Spung‏ @SpungDesign 20 Jan 2017
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        How fast can your Tesla go? I need more data for my mental image.

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      1. Ben Champion‏ @benchampion 19 Jan 2017
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        Either do I bro. It would be unAmerican.

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      1. Ky Cleveland‏ @Not_Steve_Aoki 19 Jan 2017
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        Never hurts to try.

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      1. Lumen Scripts‏ @lumen_scripts 18 Jan 2017
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        if you are shirtless then he didn't even see you

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      1. Simon Backer‏ @zed5000 18 Jan 2017
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        or if you are on horseback and you are leader of Russia

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      1. Brian Laing‏ @TwaingerLainger 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Brilliant! My go-to is "I don't like to limit myself, officer." For 2017, adding, "82 is the new 70," on the highway.

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      1. Anthony Cervo‏ @anthonycervo 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That is especially true when crafting a witty and poingant response on a social media platform that has a strict 140 char. limi

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