Is it OK to say "he's crazin' for a tazin' ", or is that just too much?
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@ConanOBrien So I don't get pulled over when I'm driving shirtless... https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/47e8c4fb-13af-4e9b-8847-462fa2f3d8ff …pic.twitter.com/uEVeJ24Ii7Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Yo Cony, the only limit is US/CAN which is going to be West/East (Berlin Wall) Jan 20th. Please like Cony.
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I am so anxious 4 the pendulum 2 swing back from the denial-as-a-life-strategy side.
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Conan like this comment
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depends on whether you’re male or female.
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Until you realize the cop will just smile if you run away screaming it and flailing your arms.
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"until someone else calls about him I'm just going to go ahead and tow his car," thought the cop, still smiling...
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How fast can your Tesla go? I need more data for my mental image.
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Either do I bro. It would be unAmerican.
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Never hurts to try.
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if you are shirtless then he didn't even see you
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or if you are on horseback and you are leader of Russia
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Brilliant! My go-to is "I don't like to limit myself, officer." For 2017, adding, "82 is the new 70," on the highway.
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That is especially true when crafting a witty and poingant response on a social media platform that has a strict 140 char. limi
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