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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 13 Jan 2017

    Bachelorette party planners: make sure to buy chocolate penises with at least 65% cocoa if you want the antioxidant benefits.

    2:10 PM - 13 Jan 2017
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      1. Uncle Silver Gaming‏ @SilverGreg78 13 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        The more realistic ones have protein packed, cream filled centers.

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      1. Bschooled‏ @bschooled 14 Jan 2017
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        Or in my case, regular party planners. #partyofone #11inchesofsolublefiber

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      1. Jason Gastrich 💧‏ @jasonagastrich 14 Jan 2017
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        lol way to look out

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      1. SendThanks‏ @Send_Thanks 13 Jan 2017
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        Ok Conan! I'll take that under advisement!!! HA HA!!! http://SendThanks.com  by Avery Paul https://appsto.re/us/HDxU6.i pic.twitter.com/UnKjp5phjw

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      1. Michael‏ @mike_buckets94 13 Jan 2017
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        @destaneerosee

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      1. Heather Lord‏ @pixiekhatt 13 Jan 2017
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        Always looking out for people. That's what we love about you Conan.

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      1. Tom Martin‏ @tomboybelfast 13 Jan 2017
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        what about the balls?

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      1. Elon Musk Is a Twat 🌹‏ @vlcupper 13 Jan 2017
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        And make sure they're fair trade penises! #priorities

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      1. Resistance Man‏ @OrangeUanIdiot 13 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        movie idea for you playing a young Donald Trump in "A Cock Jerk Orange". That's gold Jerry, gold!!!

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      1. id est‏ @idestINT 13 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        and nuts?

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      2. jopado‏ @jopadoh 13 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I guess the 35% semen could have very easily gone without saying.

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      3. jopado‏ @jopadoh 13 Jan 2017
        Replying to @jopadoh @ConanOBrien

        can it still??....What's that? I'm getting we missed that chance...for it to go without saying...Typo had it at 45% semen...

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      1. Theodore Harrell‏ @tedthesage 10 May 2017
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        plus they're bigger!

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      1. Dayna Hildebrandt‏ @daynamich1 16 Jan 2017
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        we had cookies made instead this past wknd #ballsdeeppic.twitter.com/NA7OFjIRVV

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      1. Dinah Lynne Havens‏ @DinahLynneHaven 14 Jan 2017
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        I am impressed that you know that...

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      1. Henry Tavares‏ @_HenryTavares 14 Jan 2017
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        What about Schweddy Balls?

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      1. Nigel Appleseed‏ @NigelAppleseed 14 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I didn't know you had such stringent chocolate penis rules.https://youtu.be/ZCFlUQzVblk 

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