.@ConanOBrien ...Dad? Is that you?
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Wait a minute, you and I have the same Dad?
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Wait a minute... you're my long-lost brother? HOW MANY EPIPHANIES AM I GOING TO HAVE TODAY
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Also, why does my Twitter app show
@tori_martino's pic on@toriamos's profile?pic.twitter.com/RtvsF6Sgy6
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Hmmmm. Maybe she's our long lost sibling too.
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My pic probably shows up for Famous Amos. Because cookies.
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Nope it comes up as
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Who the heck is that? She sounds weird. Yet AWESOME.
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livin the college dream 24/7
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never cease to amaze....always really funny
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ever since we adopted our dog, that's where I eat a lot too... at least he doesn't stare straight in my eyes then :P
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Me, too. And it's usually cold leftovers off my kids' plates.
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Lololol
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I'm against farm-to-table. My table has secure borders and all foods go through an intense vetting process.
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in our family it's grocery-to-toilet
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