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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 2 Jan 2017

    How much lingerie should I buy my therapist to prove to her that I don’t have boundary issues?

    1:15 PM - 2 Jan 2017
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      2. ßrêñ† Lå ßêê  🔮‏ @Merlinhoot 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        💋💄pic.twitter.com/B3NX8gqfDE

        1 reply 1 retweet 25 likes
      3. Ethan Muncy‏ @ethanthebasic 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Merlinhoot @ConanOBrien

        Why??

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      4. ßrêñ† Lå ßêê  🔮‏ @Merlinhoot 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ethanthebasic

        pic.twitter.com/7NC7CUr2T8

        0 replies 2 retweets 8 likes
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      1. .‏ @scxrpioo 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        The safe word is: how are you feeling.

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      1. Adam Rifenberick‏ @ADAMatPBP 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        An uncomfortable amount. A very uncomfortable amount.

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      1. Emilie Jackson‏ @emilie_jackson4 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        U never want to presume style, so perhaps start w/a trip to an adult store 2gether. That way u can prove u know ur boundaries

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      1. Sunny Jim‏ @sunnyjim4 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        just one piece, since your therapist is a male.

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      2. GIFFLIX‏ @GIFFLIX 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You should just remove the duct tape and ask her

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
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      2. Squalith Hochfeld‏ @gabbyhochfeld 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @offrhoads

        @maison_jar_

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      3. maison‏ @maison_jar_ 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @gabbyhochfeld @ConanOBrien @offrhoads

        you all know what you're getting as a birthday present from me

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Jason Fury‏ @Furyus01 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        just show her your penis

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
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      1. MyGhoul Bones‏ @mjonesonline 2 Jan 2017
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        $100.00 - any more than that and she'll double bill you.

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      2. Laura.S.F.R.N.‏ @laurakwhiteside 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ....its only 1/2/17 and that could possibly be the best tweet of the year.

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      1. Father of 1‏ @Dr_jones35 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        my wife who is a licensed therapist finds this hilarious. She's a fan 😃

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      1. BoundForGround‏ @BoundForGround 2 Jan 2017
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        Ask her husband. Then buy him some too to prove you're comfy with your sexuality.

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      1. Geoff Re-Animator‏ @pounsey 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I think it's safer just to give her your own underwear.

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