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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 1 Jan 2017

    I don’t make New Year’s Resolutions, I make New Year’s Vague Declarations Of Semi-Intent.

    9:25 AM - 1 Jan 2017
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      1. Dan Donche Jr.‏ @TotalDanarchy 1 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        My New Year's resolution is to stop making resolutions. Oh look, I've already failed.

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      1. SuperGroovyChick‏ @Groovy_a_GoGo 1 Jan 2017
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        It's great to hear someone else shares the same NY resolution practice 😜@Groovy_a_GoGo

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      1. Dawson J. McKay‏ @LordDawsonMcKay 1 Jan 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/P56NQ9G7A4

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      2. Chandler Dean‏ @chandlerjdean 1 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @j_guttman

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      3. Kelly Dean‏ @kellyjdean 1 Jan 2017
        Replying to @chandlerjdean @ConanOBrien @j_guttman

        three of my favorite curmudgeons

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      1. Angie Mattatall‏ @AngieMattatall 2 Jan 2017
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        the only way to do it.

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      1. محمد‏ @mhas1993 1 Jan 2017
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      1. AlohaBrown‏ @Buhbrowness 9 Jan 2017
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        that's what my mom said.

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      1. Donna Whitley‏ @riidkii2003 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I don't make any at all!! That way I'm not disappointed or stressed about keeping them!!

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      1. T.J. McCranie‏ @ja50n5tr33t 2 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @Wendiloohoo71

        new years regretions.

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      1. DeWayne Ekness‏ @chancilor 1 Jan 2017
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        have a new and improved new year

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      1. Salvatore Zullo‏ @salzamora123 1 Jan 2017
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        RONDA RETURNED??? And also retired!!! Conan if you invite @Amanda_Leoa UFC Champion!!!pic.twitter.com/FwK6We3lSS

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      1. Linda C Rehkopf‏ @LindaCRehkopf 1 Jan 2017
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        @ChrisShattuck I make Good Intentions

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      1. Dory R‏ @DoryR 1 Jan 2017
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        Hah, I got you beat...I only think about maybe considering the possibility of making a vague intent.

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      1. Fastwalker‏ @Ennarim 1 Jan 2017
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        "I'm kinda maybe thinking of investing in tanning lotion so pigeons don't burst into flames from the reflection off my skin"

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      1. Toon‏Verified account @predatortoon 1 Jan 2017
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        @Roylmc 😂😂😂

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      1. CarolynB‏ @CarolynBudnark 1 Jan 2017
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        perfect!!!!

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