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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 26 Dec 2016

    What a holiday treat — they’re offering free egg nog samples in this Chevron station men’s room.

    12:10 PM - 26 Dec 2016
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    224 replies 699 retweets 3,969 likes
      1. Nick or Treat?‏ @nickkayoh80 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        is it served anonymously through a hole in the men's room stall?

        0 replies 1 retweet 39 likes
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      2. Dan Telfer‏Verified account @dantelfer 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Don't do it Conan! It's possibly expired!

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Ozzie‏ @Jurj_Clooners 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's not egg nog Conan, it's glory whole milk.

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      1. Scott Noe‏ @phillipnoe1 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Aaannd egg nog ruined.

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      1. Rich McPherson‏ @tastyvocals 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        that's NOT egg nog! Find a happy place....find a happy place!

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      2. Camiel Pell‏ @CamielPell 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        😫that's one of those jokes that's so good, you can taste it 🤢😫

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      2. Jim‏ @jimgayman 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        the last thing George Michael said...too soon?

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Weredave  🐺  🍦‏ @SorensenDave 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        This might be the most disgusting thing ever tweeted.

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      1. Rick Sparber‏ @RickSparber 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        If u see a Christmas log in there, don't eat it.

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      1. EastVille Comedy‏ @eastvillecomedy 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Eww.

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      1. oh wait...‏ @mikemoffet 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        (didn't realize how salty egg nog tastes)--Conan thinks

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      1. Jon Lambert‏ @pogojoe2011 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        - Dude..that's NOT egg nog!! #RIPGeorge

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      1. Pfunk-the original‏ @Gluonsrule 26 Dec 2016
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        i can never unsee that.

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      1. Mr Corbett‏ @Boston_Corbett 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Is it through a hole in the wall? If so, there is a chance it may not be egg nog. And a chance you have Hep C.

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      1. SendThanks‏ @Send_Thanks 26 Dec 2016
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        ? Recycled urine??!!?? http://SendThanks.com  by Avery Paul https://appsto.re/us/HDxU6.i pic.twitter.com/ETXMourHj9

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      1. Alex Krūmiņš  💚 🔥 💨 👀‏ @KruminsAlex 26 Dec 2016
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        Will there be bacon?pic.twitter.com/r9EKcfGJlo

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      1. Lorie Acosta‏ @Lorie_Acosta 26 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        From a Men's room? I would really question now that was really Eggnog.

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