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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 25 Dec 2016

    Santa knows if I’ve been bad or good, so he and my browser history have a lot in common.

    9:45 AM - 25 Dec 2016
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    • Huenitato Eric Mckinney deanna. 🎀 Elizabeth Contra Letroy Altidor
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      1. Ramakaker‏ @Ramakaker 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/M1EgfskSZ9

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      1.  🤔‏ @wreckedangle 25 Dec 2016
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        change your twitter handle to @Dadjokes4ever

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      1. potatomaster‏ @potatomaster 25 Dec 2016
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        there's no incognito mode for Santa

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      1. MrUks‏ @MisterUks 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        from my experience @ helpdesk, I assume that your browser history mostly contains the words "bad", "naughty" or "schoolgirl" :p

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      2. Laugh Out Loud‏ @jokesanfun 25 Dec 2016
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        Miley Cyrus Gives Bl0w J0b On Stage! (Oh yes!) 😜😜😂😂😆😆😮😮 http://bit.ly/2i5D2pG 

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      1. Senovia Calixta‏ @LAnanaPODEROSA 25 Dec 2016
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        dirty Bird

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      2. Adan garcia‏ @agpnmvz 25 Dec 2016
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        we need to give this to the rockette girls. I'm just saying.pic.twitter.com/d2Ftw759cP

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      2. Kenny Brown #INDEX3‏ @RailgunEvoker 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @divineshadow666 leo irl

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      1. Eddie G.‏ @EddieGEastcoast 19 Jan 2017
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        Santa also has a lot in common with Cosby; they both come after you're asleep.

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      1. Mella‏ @nQBUSeccentric 3 Jan 2017
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        Santa knows:)....he erases his💻

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      1. Margaret Miedlar‏ @MiedlarMargaret 2 Jan 2017
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        go for the Gardner message.#creepyplantman

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      1. David‏ @GovrnmentFlu 28 Dec 2016
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        ah cha cha cha! you still got it Conan

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 26 Dec 2016
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        Your browser history is like your diet diary: You look it over and think: Jesus, I've been digesting all that?

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      1. Will Watson‏ @whoopswatson 25 Dec 2016
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        Conan, Conan! Your a very odd bird! Please return to your roots man! I miss the old Conan. Your so much better than the rest.

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