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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 17 Dec 2016

    'Tis the season for weird guys to go into Brookstone, use all the massagers, then leave without buying anything.

    9:45 AM - 17 Dec 2016
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    140 replies 1,156 retweets 5,335 likes
      1. Jay Schiavone‏ @jaytingle 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        See you there, 'neath the vibrating mistletoe.

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      1. scaryr 👹‏ @merveille 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Sounds like you had a busy Friday night.

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      1. Dinah Lynne Havens‏ @DinahLynneHaven 18 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Wierd guys like...ummm...you?

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      1. Kevin Brennan‏ @kevinbrennan666 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        say hello next time Conan.

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      1.  🏴Coarse Language User 🖕‏ @Sababylon 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @TeamCoco Stop weird-and-unhygenic-and-public-semieroticism-shaming me.

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      1. Mackson Gudima‏ @MacksonGudima1 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @kurralane @ConanOBrien @AmandaWalstedt

        hey be blessed

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      1. Peter M. Germeroth‏ @Gigantor585 17 Dec 2016
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        Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

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      1. Is That Cat Pee?‏ @Aoxxi23 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        How many have you hit up so far?

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      1. Senovia Calixta‏ @LAnanaPODEROSA 18 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        y u tweeting about what I do. I'm on a budget

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      1. Rick Fluckey‏ @RickFluckey 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        this off topic..but I am tired of fuckin' carrots in my salad..who says.."oh shit, thanks for the fucking carrots in my salad?"

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      1. BZ 💀‏ @zzkab 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco

        let them LIVE!

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      1. pawn digger‏ @glutenfreeLOL 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Tis the day dat Conan n handjob Andy massage there wank while watchn a dildoing skank

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      1. Sean P Burns‏ @SeanPBurns1 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        This statement is autobiographical. The massagers are for the wife, in case you didn't know.

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      1. Zane‏ @TheZaneyOne 17 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @landon_parnell the beach

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      1. saint booty  👻‏ @st_booty 17 Dec 2016
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        are you the weird guy

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      1. Sean Linden‏ @seanlinden8 17 Dec 2016
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        @Pete_hoff

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