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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 15 Nov 2016

    Love means never having to say “I’m sorry I left the money in Bogota. I had no idea Jaime was going to get decapitated at the dead drop.”

    10:50 AM - 15 Nov 2016
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      1. James Gregory‏ @JasGregory 15 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        It's true. I've never had to say that.

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      1. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan 15 Nov 2016
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        .@ConanOBrien I’m really sorry. I didn’t know I was going to get yo... https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c1b979f8-31bf-4248-87ed-de3b9c23041f …pic.twitter.com/pSXmjCVT3V

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      1. Alexandra Silber‏Verified account @alsilbs 15 Nov 2016
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        @Howard_Goodall @Williamstweet @michaelxavierUK @WillCReynolds ❤️

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      1. Carlos A. Santos R.‏ @csantos16 15 Nov 2016
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        Easy and bad joke, Conan. Try harder the next time.

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      1. Orlando NYC‏ @OrlandoinNYC 15 Nov 2016
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        how funny it is to make fun of Colombian violence/drugs

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      1. Nikki Dougherty White‏ @librariesrgreat 15 Nov 2016
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        If "Love Story" was remade by Tarantino, that could work as the tag line. A bit wordy, though.

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      1. Angela López  🇨🇴‏ @angecan15 20 Nov 2016
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        That's why it's called "the dead drop." We even gave it an English name so you gringos could understand.

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 15 Nov 2016
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        I here ju mang and is what I'm gonna say Hangcock? what's that some kinda bird?

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      1. Obdulia Alvares‏ @AlvaresObdulia 15 Nov 2016
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        hola

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      1. goblin who gives you the finger  🖕‏ @FartCarSmell 15 Nov 2016
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        @ayooitsnichole hope I never have to say or hear this

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      1. Richard Orava‏ @RICH_ORAVA 15 Nov 2016
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        https://youtu.be/Wy7cmGyKwek 

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      1. Michael Levine‏ @LeMichaelLevine 1 Jan 2017
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        @russel_liza Is that lifted from an unauthorized card written and carefully disseminated by a disgruntled Hallmark employee?pic.twitter.com/C4O6gjXnWC

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      1. Danielle‏ @DaniellePoirie6 19 Nov 2016
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        haaaaaaa

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      1. Kevin Sterner‏ @Tamaqua_brat 16 Nov 2016
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        Too soon man, too soon.

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      1. Dinah Lynne Havens‏ @DinahLynneHaven 16 Nov 2016
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        I like good guys. Nothing says "I love you" like a nice school boy. (I mean, a highly educated man w/a radical sense of humor!)

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      1. Mallagan‏ @MallaganVloggs 16 Nov 2016
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        very funny, conan... very funny indeed!

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      1. Ravy‏ @Ravynwolfe 15 Nov 2016
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        oh right...mum told me otherwise...

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