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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 14 Nov 2016

    This Thanksgiving for the first time ever, your drunk uncle will seem quite “presidential.”

    10:50 AM - 14 Nov 2016
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    170 replies 4,500 retweets 14,193 likes
      1. 𝖅𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖓 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖎𝖙‏ @DetroitZoran 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @CurveMe @ConanOBrien

        Looks like we found someones drunk uncle.

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      1. Mad Kings Daughter‏ @TheUnburnt7th 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'd rather break bread with a crazy uncle than a murderous scandalous monotone aunt.

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      2. Randy Davis‏ @ChalkArtist 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ...no one cares because that's not even funny.pic.twitter.com/48vrMTvI5M

        4 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
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      2. David Randolph‏ @drandolph 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'm the liberal drunk uncle so this year it's my turn. I plan on wearing a PP trucker hat and a Hillary patch on my jean jacket.

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Andrew Moncrieff‏ @ItsAndyy 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @drandolph @ConanOBrien

        but that means you'd have to start supporting blacks and gays.. can you do that?

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      4. David Randolph‏ @drandolph 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ItsAndyy @ConanOBrien

        I'm the liberal drunk uncle. I can do anything :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tedlink‏ @Tedlink 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        weak Conan. Cmon. Don't go all Wanda Sykes and SNL on us!

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      1. Ted Louis‏ @MrTedLouis 14 Nov 2016
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        Though not nearly racist enough.

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      2. Spock's Marshmellon‏ @Harshmelllo 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @CannonTerrie

        PRAISE DIABEETUS!!!

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      4. Spock's Marshmellon‏ @Harshmelllo 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @CannonTerrie

        She sounds like a refrigerator with a head.

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      6. Spock's Marshmellon‏ @Harshmelllo 14 Nov 2016
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        I was quoting Jim Croce, Roller Derby Queen.

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      1. MOB-GAL Moe Murph‏ @MamurphyMaureen 18 Nov 2016
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        Bannon knows location of pit full of hamsters, canaries, and my missing ginger cat Roger.

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      1. MOB-GAL Moe Murph‏ @MamurphyMaureen 18 Nov 2016
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        Bannon has his own laugh track of people who died in the 1950's.

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