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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 7 Nov 2016

    Tomorrow, we Americans will make history by electing our 48th white male Vice President in a row. (The previous record was 47).

    2:44 PM - 7 Nov 2016
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    268 replies 5,478 retweets 17,309 likes
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      2. captain_says‏ @captain_says 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        too bad that record will only stand for few hours until he starts World War 3

        8 replies 8 retweets 71 likes
      3. billy herrera  🤝 #DreamActNow‏ @billypuntove 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @captain_says

        it says VICE president

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      4. captain_says‏ @captain_says 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @billypuntove

        ah yeah :)

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      1. Everlasting Dargoon‏ @DrumingNDragons 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @DamonEarl @ConanOBrien

        Us educated people on the coasts are way too nice to you guys. Why are we letting the farmers vote again?

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      2. ℬσnViναnт ғғѕ‏ @JennyLu_Who 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

        3 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. billy herrera  🤝 #DreamActNow‏ @billypuntove 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @JennyLu_Who @ConanOBrien

        both VPs on the tickets are white males.

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Alia Abu-Bakr‏ @aliamissy 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @jesseleesoffer Woops, read that wrong. I'm sorry. HELL YES WE WILL!! #ImWithHer

        1 reply 2 retweets 22 likes
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      1. chris galdieri‏ @ChrisGaldieri 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Does that include Ford & Rockefeller? Both were appointed, never elected.

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      2. Buddy Mann‏ @royalviking04 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        So tone deaf

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. billy herrera  🤝 #DreamActNow‏ @billypuntove 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @royalviking04 @ConanOBrien

        read it again

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Buddy Mann‏ @royalviking04 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @billypuntove @ConanOBrien

        Ah, yes. Missed the word vice. Will delete presently. Thanks.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Fox!‏ @Jankanpo 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @wexcelsior

        i'm quickly learning how many people on twitter don't understand reading comprehension from this post thanks.

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      1. sarah mceneaney‏ @sarahmceneaney 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Good job I already knew you were a comedian and this was a joke

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      1. Roger Melly‏ @TheManOnTheTele 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Tomorrow you have the chance to elect the worst President in your history. Or an even worse one.

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      1. SweetPea‏ @lil_one4lif3 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I heard the next candidates are chosen!Nancy Grace/Steve Harvey against SnoopDog/Martha Stewart.

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      1. Don R‏ @TheLastDon99 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        reading comprehension not twitter's strong suit I guess? #HeSaidVICE

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