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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 6 Nov 2016

    I’m waiting for them to invent a pleasure robot that’s so lifelike, it won’t have sex with me.

    10:25 AM - 6 Nov 2016
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    97 replies 1,520 retweets 7,383 likes
      1. Matrix Dru‏ @matrixdru 6 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        that's called a wife.

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      2. David S(kylar) Pumpkins‏ @sky8632 6 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Samsung's next washing machine?

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Adam Lindell‏ @adamblindell 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @sky8632 @ConanOBrien

        gives new meaning to blow up doll

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Guru Rataboob‏ @GuruRataboob 7 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        They already exists, they are known as wives and come in all shapes and sizes( availability increases with size).

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. fa‏ @MickMagician 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @GuruRataboob @ConanOBrien

        LOL

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      1. MIKE FERRERI‏Verified account @MikeKOMOsports 6 Nov 2016
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        you will find such a robot in...,,East World

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      1. Sietse Sowan‏ @SietsePizza 6 Nov 2016
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        LMFAO! 😂

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      1. "WiLD"~Bill FLYnn;)‏ @beer030 6 Nov 2016
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        Gave up on the blow up dolls,,,,, did you???

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      1. MH (C.O.O)‏ @anheuserbrewing 6 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        nobody likes a ginger

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      1. Hershey Haynes‏ @HowardsHungry 6 Nov 2016
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        We'd hoped Artificial Intelligence would be superceded by Artificial Slutty, but there were too many scientists involved

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      1. Dan‏ @captain_test 6 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        will it prduce smaller bots that resent you and spend all your money?

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      1. Aadya Roshan‏ @aadyaroshan 6 Nov 2016
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        Real life Westworld coming soon

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      1. Robert Zukowski‏ @StupidFlGuy 6 Nov 2016
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        Dont forget to retweet! Vote now let your voice be heard!https://twitter.com/BrunoAm05317727/status/794995228243591168 …

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      1. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan 6 Nov 2016
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        .@ConanOBrien It took me half a lifetime to invent it. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a2eb2e9a-cac5-45f5-89e6-3fdaed87b496 …pic.twitter.com/HvG1HVnC0S

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      1. Si‏ @SilviusMaximus 24 Nov 2016
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        ex-machina

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      1. Jed Neff‏ @JedSaysWords 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Japan supposedly has learning sex robots. Maybe you can teach one to not have sex with you.

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