fun fact: voting is exactly like the elevator close button
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Idk about that…I've used them with success. Crosswalks are a different story.
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how about those people that keep pushing the elevator call button thinking the elevator will come faster??
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I just noticed that "door close" sounds just like "dork clothes"
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Someone once told me that about traffic walk signals too. But I don't think it's true, I think some work and others don't
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can confirm this. first time I found out was comparable to the day i learned santa isn't real.
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Another useless activity for my thumb is Tweeting an ex to call me and pushing Send.
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now I can laugh internally and cynically at anyone I see attempting this.
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Office thermostats, too. Don't work. All is darkness
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then why does the elevator door close on me when a cute girl is inside..it knows what its doing..Close door button is sentient
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As long as you still have Andy to shower with prior to each show, life is good, If not squeaky clean!!
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And only 30% of the crosswalk buttons are real.
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But they do work really well in China. You tell me who's more free...
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The ones in the South Point Casino in Las Vegas work, thankfully. Don't ask.
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lived half my life in America and the other in Bangladesh. Social Hermorphrodide.
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they key is knowing when to hold the door open, it's worth your time
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